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[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He pussied out on fighting Zuckerberg, too. His actual mommy had to intervene. Soy boy Elmo.

[–] captainlezbian 31 points 3 months ago

I wouldn't call him confident enough to eat soy in public

[–] [email protected] 99 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"hey, want to see where daddy works, disposable meat shield number 9?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

one of my favorite PDK books

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Is this real? This is some cartoon villain shit.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago

It’s real, check his Twitter feed. Also, why worry? He’s got plenty more where that came from. /s

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

xcancel link (an alternative frontend). The image and the replies are interesting, it's like a facebook market level quality botnet.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

This guy could not be less funny, Jesus Christ.

doge and minidoge

kill me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

These people make me question if I truly want to make the lives of as many people as good as possible, or if I want to commit Genocide on them in particular.

Seriously these people are so fucking stupid and insipid, the fuck are we supposed to do with them? Because im only coming up with lobotomy and forcing them to survive Death Valley in peak summer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

kill me

They're trying.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is xcancel a revival of nitter? I thought they couldn't work around the new API limitations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Nitter has worked for me on some instances recently, like poast.org.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Lol, every second reply is some kind of crypto scam!

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I just had this sent by a friend and found it funny. But for the Healthcare CEO killed media and corpos love to play the "family father" angle.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I also had to wonder if it's real. Since when has Elon ever been a father to any of his kids? I find it hard to believe that he would ever appear in a picture with his children.

[–] Draces 4 points 2 months ago

Wait. Are we sure it's his kid?

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[–] 9point6 71 points 3 months ago

I wonder if he's trying to speedrun this kid hating him. Not going to be a nice day when the kid realises daddy used him as an emergency bullet sponge

[–] captainlezbian 64 points 3 months ago

His ex daughter has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

[–] snekerpimp 61 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He grips him by the legs so he’s easier to swing around and throw at attackers

[–] frunch 24 points 3 months ago

Strategically weaponized toddler

[–] WhatYouNeed 4 points 2 months ago

Swing like a baseball bat.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I fucking hate this dude so much. I hate that he make me feel so much hate for him.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's important to have a maximum hate level calibrated to within the tolerances of sanity. If you don't have a set definition for 100% animosity level clearly defined in your mind, you can kind of wreck yourself.

I try to have 100% animosity defined as "I am not going to John Wick this guy, but they're no longer part of the social contract that keeps me from thinking that would be fine if it happened".

Hating anyone harder than that will only harm me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Yeah one must understand how much hate they can handle. My hatred level sits comfortably at Warhammer Fantasy Dwarf Slayer levels.

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[–] raspberriesareyummy 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Good approach. I don't hate people, I respect that something in their developmental process must have seriously damaged their brains for them to become as messed up as they ended up being. I mean - my definition of normal people is that they do not give a shit about money beyond "having enough to comfortably live their lives in good health", and that they would share even what little they have if they see someone suffer. You must be brain-damaged / developmentally damaged in order to suppress empathy on a daily basis, or not even feel it at all.

At worst, I despise people for what they are / the decisions they make.

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[–] Diplomjodler3 53 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Next he'll walk about in a robot suit with children strapped to the outside all around. Finally we know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

[–] vzq 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

As much as I like the image, we already know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

He’s got a huge impreg fetish and zero self control.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Because he's a Nazi and wants to improve the gene pool

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Alimony Tony over here can afford it. He can throw a stupid amount of money at any woman he knocks up and then whine publicly when she starts dating a new person.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Came to share this. Glad you already did. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

How do these series of events unfold? Am intrigued by whatever I’m seeing.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

This is why The Adjuster went for the leg shot first

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What is sad is that such a child will grow up in that same culture and way of thinking ...

This is the problem, such individuals will delight in pushing their agenda on kids...

[–] Duamerthrax 7 points 2 months ago

He's not terrible good at instilling his beliefs in his children. That's already been tested. One day that kid will remember the one time he actually saw his dad and be horrified when he realizes why he was riding on his father's shoulders.

[–] rational_lib 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He tweets 60+ times a day so he has no time for teaching his kids.

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[–] weeeeum 29 points 2 months ago

It must be soulcrushing for the kid to grow up and realize his dad only started spending more time with him to use him as a meat shield.

[–] BigPotato 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He thinks to himself "Yes, someone willing to kill me would certainly not shoot me in the head if my child was near there," not thinking about the fact that many vital organs are below the child.

Kid might get hurt in the fall but to make an omelet and all that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

If you think he's carrying his child as a meat shield but doesn't have a bulletproof vest on you're sorely mistaken - still I'm sure the kid has to go to school or the bathroom at some point..

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Eh, killing a CEO and making a real life batman??? This sounds crazy rad

[–] Iheartcheese 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

is this real? the timing? or just an old pic?

[–] cloud_herder 3 points 2 months ago

Can’t be old, Vivek’s there?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

My dad don't exploit poor people to fullfill our wish. He is World's best dad.

[–] Agent641 7 points 3 months ago

Still would

[–] Nunar 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ooh! Trump should do this several times...

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