Oh Flipper Vance… why are you the way that you are?

Is he wearing his cilice belt?

#needs more orange 🍊

Easy enough for him to prove it— just take the maxi pad off and show the public.

But now he has a bigger problem, eventually he has to make his lie match his purported ear damage.

Wow. Much fail.

Trump is a PUSSY

BOK BOK BOK 🐓🍗🐔

No spine Nikki bootlicking Haley

Because his brain is absolutely rotting and riddled with syphilis

I’d throw Uncle Clarence Thomas’ name in that hat, for sure.

Agreed! Vote as if people you care about could be deported or lose their lives. Because they might.

VOTE!!!!!

It’s so weird. Peter Theil is a ladder pulling openly gay billionaire whose policies are anti-gay.

Elon got pwned