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[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 months ago (6 children)

I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

[–] Iheartcheese 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You must be addicted to dog

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I'm glad I'm only addicted to cat.

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[–] disguy_ovahea 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Benerial desease is baginal

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago (1 children)

take videos and photos of this truck and spread it on the Internet

This dude is giving mixed messages.

[–] setsneedtofeed 69 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Oh you have a common beginner question. Let me clear it up with a simple diagram:

[–] Diplomjodler3 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thanks. It all makes sense now!

[–] Etterra 11 points 5 months ago

Always remember that you are educated stupid and that there are 4 simultaneous 24 hour days, and you should be fine.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (2 children)

if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

so thats what's causing it

[–] Etterra 13 points 5 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I like that this person ran out of space so decided to create more space by tacking more material on the top of the car.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Brevity continues to prove it is the soul of wit

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink 29 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Why does this read like english is this persons 2nd language, but look like it was made by someone for whom english is infact their 1st language?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago

Not making light, but this person's first language is likely schizophrenia.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At my high school a noticable number of students could barely read. They got passed through from a combination of parents trying to fire people if their kid is held back and teachers who either didn't care or couldn't spend the one on one time to help the kid. There was no functional system in place at my school to help kids who were borderline illiterate

Depending where this is, between that and possible mental health stuff English could be their first language

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

It's tragic because a lot of these people aren't just missing competent literacy but all the skills required to understand the world around them, and even worse often those ways of understanding have been replaced with religious nonsense by the people that raised them.

Imagine trying to make sense of the world when you think scientists work like preachers and prophets simply saying whatever feels right or suits the moment.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Imagine having to extend you car with plates at the top, because there is not enough room for you psychotic scribbles. Then leaving a shit ton of white space at the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Probably the computers fault.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You know where you're going to start your farm when you retire?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

People like this think computers and electronics are magic.

[–] gedaliyah 22 points 5 months ago

I for one appreciate the illustration. Without it, I felt like I was reading gibberish

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

Huh.

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[–] Treczoks 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Looks like someone forgot his meds and found a sharpie!

[–] Etterra 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

By "forgot his meds" you mean "forgot to go to the doctor 30 years ago to get diagnosed so he could be prescribed them in the first place," right?

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[–] A_Random_Idiot 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

i really wish we had a more robust mental healthcare system that could help people like this before they get to this point.

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[–] gmtom 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do these people think they're convincing? Do they genuinely not see how crazy they look?

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[–] yogurtwrong 20 points 5 months ago

Fuck yeah I'm gonna install Arch Linux^btw on my microchip

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

No one tell them about the computer in their truck!

[–] aeronmelon 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That truck was created on a computer.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

That truck has a computer in it

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[–] psycho_driver 15 points 5 months ago

This would look better on a Cybertruck

[–] Rayspekt 15 points 5 months ago

That's why people still need huge cars. So that you can write all of your nutjob theories on it.

[–] fluckx 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes. Aria 52. I've heard so much about it. The actual location of the aliens. Instead of area 52: the tourist attraction

[–] Etterra 12 points 5 months ago

No no, it's 62. It's a conspiracy that's 10 bigger.

[–] Burninator05 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Yet still slightly less crazy than "Vote Trump".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

He's right about one thing: some posts on the internet can cause brain cancer.

[–] pyre 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

well at least it doesn't look exactly like something that you would find in possession of a serial killer after they're caught.

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[–] Valmond 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It's like a Dr Bronners bottle on bath salts.

Hmmm.... maybe they ate (smoked? Boofed?) bath salts in the bath while cleaning with Dr. Bronners.

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[–] frickineh 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This truck is on to something. I asked my dog if she put a nano chip on my body and she said no, but it sounds like something the huskies next door would do.

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[–] Etterra 10 points 5 months ago

Aria 62 in C Major.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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