If a human can choose how to interpret holy text however they want and there isn't an immediate response from a diety for interpreting them wrong, the texts must not really matter.
Burninator05
Big if true.
We should have known that there was no way that Walz wasn't laying pipe all over town.
He probably didn't shoot becaue it is illegal to shoot a gun towards an ex-president.
Damn. When will the amount of vespine gas I have be enough?
I wonder if Sony has a grant program that will allow me to chill at the beach for a year?
Did you know you can put your weed anywhere? Some places have better results but you can still put it there.
Could you repeat that, Sir?
Just make sure you're either not driving or somehow learn how to eat without using your mouth.
My opponent has never chainsawed off the head of a dead whale for personal whale anatomy experiments. Do you really want someone without that valuable experience as second in line for the presidency?
You can't have a town named Waterville and expect it NOT to get massive floods.