Burninator05

joined 1 year ago
[–] Burninator05 11 points 1 day ago

You can't have a town named Waterville and expect it NOT to get massive floods.

[–] Burninator05 87 points 1 week ago (35 children)

If a human can choose how to interpret holy text however they want and there isn't an immediate response from a diety for interpreting them wrong, the texts must not really matter.

[–] Burninator05 4 points 1 week ago

Big if true.

[–] Burninator05 11 points 1 week ago

We should have known that there was no way that Walz wasn't laying pipe all over town.

[–] Burninator05 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He probably didn't shoot becaue it is illegal to shoot a gun towards an ex-president.

[–] Burninator05 4 points 1 week ago

Damn. When will the amount of vespine gas I have be enough?

[–] Burninator05 4 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if Sony has a grant program that will allow me to chill at the beach for a year?

[–] Burninator05 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you know you can put your weed anywhere? Some places have better results but you can still put it there.

[–] Burninator05 2 points 1 month ago

Could you repeat that, Sir?

[–] Burninator05 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just make sure you're either not driving or somehow learn how to eat without using your mouth.

[–] Burninator05 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My opponent has never chainsawed off the head of a dead whale for personal whale anatomy experiments. Do you really want someone without that valuable experience as second in line for the presidency?

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