Burninator05

joined 2 years ago
[–] Burninator05 6 points 1 day ago

I will own your fingernails.

I will rat king your left shoes.

I will place your skull in my xylophone.

[–] Burninator05 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I looked at different Gridfinity options FOR THE GLORY OF THE ~~DRAWER~~ EMPIRE!

[–] Burninator05 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume that Big Bird isn't eternall and unchanging. Before the universe was created, Big Bird was there. When the last protron decays at the end of time, Big Bird will be there. He is always present, unyielding, and Big.

[–] Burninator05 3 points 6 days ago

You got my curiosity at the second largest GDP but you got my attention at being unbeatable at curling.

[–] Burninator05 5 points 6 days ago

It depends on who you ask. If you ask Elon or Trump, then Elon runs DOGE. If you ask the lawyer representing then in court, then Elon does not run DOGE. They've been doing this shit for years: say one thing while under oath then repeatedly and loudly scream the opposite thing the moment they aren't.

[–] Burninator05 18 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Everyone knows that frozen peas are only good for two things: icing your face after having your wisdom teeth out and icing balls after a vasectomy. That bag in the freezer isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

[–] Burninator05 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure but the lack of child support payments are offset by actually having to support the child in every other way.

[–] Burninator05 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Mexico likely feels like the US declaring the cartels terrorist orgs will be a pretext to cross border military attacks/interventions/escapades (I'm not sure what the right word should be here).

[–] Burninator05 8 points 1 week ago

I'm not a minority, LGBTQ+, or disabled but I'm also not MAGA, a conservative, and have less than 0.002% of the wealth listed. Can I be put on the hug? I'm willing to give the in return at a rate of 1 to 1.

[–] Burninator05 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I climbed into bed and started browsing memes on my phone FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

[–] Burninator05 10 points 1 week ago

I know I'm a data point of one but this seems sporadically applied. Sometimes it works on a vpn without logging in. Sometimes it doesnt.

 

Why do i see so many comments that are missing? Sometimes they are in threads that are getting heated and I could understand someone deleting a really bad take but other times it's in a shitpost like the example.

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