Mastershelf

Return of Conspiracy Keanu.

"Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his foot when he kicked the helmet in this scene?"

Stuxnet

Yes

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

Google Prima Nocta

I just finished touring Evan Williams distillery. I'll have to give this a try.

For my first playthrough, I got Valmiro as my beloved and thought that was just a scripted part of the game.

Do you remember Thunderhead?

Assigned Arch at birth

He's been playing too much Dragon's Dogma.

If a fighter falls in a fortress and nobody's alive to hear it, does it make any noise?