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[–] De_Narm 211 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've got class war, which is a real doozy.

[–] Manifish_Destiny 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yooo same. Why the fuck don't these people just fuck off and relax? I can't imagine having that much money and still feeling like I have to go to work.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because at some point after the first few million you turn into a dragon that must hoard wealth and the people that generate that wealth become a cost to minimize.

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[–] TwoBeeSan 64 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My sheet says "rome"

Uh oh

[–] PugJesus 8 points 1 month ago

"So, what's Rome's history like?"

"It's all war."

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[–] squidman 50 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah, I got the Dominion War. Time for another DS9 rewatch.

[–] Boozilla 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm the War on Christmas guy, and I'm getting my ass handed to me every single year.

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[–] ODuffer 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I participated in the war on drugs...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

On the winning side, I imagine.

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[–] andros_rex 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The best class I took in college was an intercession course about the Vietnam War. We had to read an entire book pretty much every day, which was great prep for grad school.

I basically learned that the entire war was completely unjustified, it was horrific and brutal on both sides in ways that aren’t talked about, but that ultimately the United States had absolutely no business interfering. Vietnam had spent years under French colonial control, which they overthrew under their own power. They had already asserted a desire to rule themselves.

Tonkin was also a genuine false flag, which just isn’t acknowledged? We manufactured the cause for an extremely unpopular war. So many young man died or were disabled because of something that was pointless.

That class was first that really got me to question the patriotic narrative I was taught about American history in high school.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Of course we can't acknowledge it, because then we can't make the same "mistake" again and people will start questioning real causus belli like saddams WMDs which we'll find any day now.

[–] Agent641 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Vietnam got a rough fucking deal in the 1900s. Shortly after the US left, the Cambodians under Pol Pot invaded, and they were brutal

[–] ours 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And Vietnam ended up kicking Pol Pot off which is impossible to argue as anything but a win for humanity.

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[–] Squorlple 39 points 1 month ago

All I got was Star Wars

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The seven years war is fantastic and is utterly critical to understanding the US Revolution as well as understanding how the Iroquois pulled a power move on the other first nations that worked, but later led to the current situation with first nations in North America.

On the revolution: Namely that corruption was so endemic in the colonies that when the UK actually started to do something about it the revolution happened albeit with a lot of pushing from the upper crust of the colonies.

[–] wjrii 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun couterfactual to consider: how many MPs would "the colonies" have needed to blunt popular support for the revolution?

Probably can't go very high, but maybe one per charter? If not that high (Scotland only had 45, I think), then what would have been enough "representation" to preclude the American elites from making a compelling case, or what paths to personal status would have tempted enough of them that there wouldn't have been a critical mass of will and resources?

The British colonized the Americas, particularly North America, very differently than Spain and France did, but didn't seem to think of the purpose or integration of colonies as any different.

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[–] bandwidthcrisis 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] essell 11 points 1 month ago

Don't let that obsession drag you down under.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

WWIII nut here.

Get yourself a Red Cross emergency kit, a lot of water jugs, and ramen. You're underestimating your chances of survival and how much you'll want to.

[–] mojofrododojo 12 points 1 month ago (7 children)

You’re underestimating your chances of survival and how much you’ll want to.

yes, you too can live out the remainder of your miserable days scrambling for rat meat in the irradiated future.

of course, the desire to live, to survive, overcomes a lot, but 'want to live' I think is stretching it a bit.

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[–] whotookkarl 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Mine just says WW15 and has a picture of a green tiger in space

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[–] Valmond 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Second Sudanese Civil War of course (1983-2005)

[–] FatTony 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

~~The one about slavery.~~ ~~I mean state rights.~~ I mean Northern Aggression.

[–] fluxion 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The proper term now is War of the Demonic Democrats Against the Party of Lincoln and Trump

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[–] ilinamorato 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Huh. "Galactic Civil War" and "War of the Ring."

Neat. Wizards in both!

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[–] stupidcasey 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WWI was objectively the most world changing and sets the stage for the entire modern era, if you squint WWII was just the Extended Edition of WWI all that being said WWIII was still my favorite.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

« Ce n'est pas une paix, c'est un armistice de vingt ans » — Ferdinand Foch about the signing of the Treaty of Versailles in 1919.

Often translated as "This isn't a peace treaty, it's an armistice for twenty years." but some might prefer "This is no peace, it's a twenty-year ceasefire."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

War of the Roses, winner of Best Named War ;)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (11 children)

i got the soviet-afghan war and wow did that recontextualize a lot of things about the modern world

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[–] JigglySackles 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I missed the memo. I am just generally anti war and don't like reading about them. War is all because of dickhead leaders that can't act decent, treat others right, or talk things out without being little insecure manbabies. And when manchildren in power have their big boi pp insulted they make the less powerful fight for them instead of doing anything respectful. Some rebellions which lead to wars are justified. Gotta stick it back to the empowered manchildren sometimes. But it all comes down to a shitty leader.

[–] TSG_Asmodeus 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I decided to focus on wars of leftest and/or peasant uprisings. Often heart breaking, but man if you've ever enjoyed cheering for the underdog, they are definitely that. Plus, you're automatically learning about the Class War at the same time :D

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[–] disguy_ovahea 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yo professor, which Falkland Islands you talking about?

https://youtu.be/42_oWaWsiYs

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The seven year war, which is what the rest of the world calls the French Indian war should actually have been called World War One.

It was also started by an incompetent 22 year old George Washington being sent out in his first command who ignored the equivalent of the sergeant put in charge of the new lieutenant advice and executed a French person he shouldn't have.

The taxes that started the revolutionary war? Those were to pay the war debts on the seven year war. Dude literally led an army to avoid paying the consequences of his actions.

EDIT: it's also possible to draw "ALL WARS"

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[–] son_named_bort 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] mojofrododojo 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

pfft. enlist when you're 18, you'll get a whole new war.

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[–] CobblerScholar 11 points 1 month ago

The galactic civil war....

[–] LovableSidekick 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
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[–] GreenKnight23 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I'm glad I missed this.

btw, did you know that the Australian government killed almost 1000 Emus in the Great Emu War and still lost?

The military used over 10,000 rounds of ammunition. that would mean they used around 10 rounds per Emu.

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[–] FilthyShrooms 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine just says WW3, should I be concerned?

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[–] GraniteM 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I listened to Hardcore History's series on World War I in that window, so that was my assigned war of interest.

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[–] gmtom 8 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Hey, the Falklands is the one I'm obsessed with and it's actually really interesting. Only "modern" war between near peers before ukraine.

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[–] Vladkar 8 points 1 month ago

There are 64 books in the Horus Heresy.

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