CobblerScholar

You can lead a horse to water but you can't force people to seek legitimate medical help if they don't want to.

Oh man blue shelled is perfect

We trained him wrong. As a joke.

Yeah, just one of the cheapos from a big box store

Well I get the boards from Home Depot or Lowes, 3.5" wide usually. Then using a miter saw then a jigsaw roughly cut them to shape. Then Ideally I'd be using a spoon chisel but for now I use various Dremel bits, a belt grinder and in this one's case a few files to finalize the shape. Finish them out with a foodsafe wax and oil finish and bobs your uncle

I hope so, it was a housewarming/Christmas gift

Check out the Fomorians or Nothics, could treat those as a company of the enemy elves tried controlling dark magic for the war effort and were corrupted by it.

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Does Ken Paxton have an internet history full of trans porn? Probably

I did too and so did who I made this for lol I made the head a tablespoon too

It does make sense but that's because we made it to make sense. We experience the universe through cause and effect, so we've created the concept of time to follow that chain. Now we look at time as some constant through the universe but is it really? We can observe matter popping in and out of existence at the subatomic scale that ignore the rules that we observe galaxies obey so how can we be sure time follows the same cause and effect everywhere?

In other words i see the Many Worlds Theory as a useful tool in describing the results of different permutations of the universe but as countless independent universes in which only one thing was ultimately changed existing all at once? Seems a bit of a long shot to my underinformed opinion

Much more involved but you could give it a resin or a CA glue finish. That would involve some hand sanding and polishing potentially but would be way stronger