I personally think The language I created from scratch is the best, it uses the exact syntax as the English language, how does it work with ambiguity you ask? It's simple really you do it the same way as in a legally binding contract, you define every single definition until it makes perfect sense.
I too choose this guy's mom.
Oh come on, if in real life I am sitting there and someone grabs my knife am I going to reach for the second knife I am well aware I do not have or will I reach for the obvious Fork? Honestly it’s more meta to force a loss from something My character would obviously know but I didn’t. DM!
No, No, No, it says right here you may use the Fork as an improvised weapon without your Dexterity modifier with disadvantage.
I see, but my butler grants advantage on all reactions within a 5ft radius when performing the “Set Table Feat”, I know that applies to cordially invited enemies as well but the de-buff technically only says “applies to enemies” so I think that means he gets to roll a flat 20 but I will need a ruling from the DM.
Me just picking up the poorly torn papers from clumsy Iron hands and wondering why he didn’t just burn them.
What an incredibly PC word for BLOOD DIAMONDS! I’m sure the world will be a much safer place downplaying that or if you prefer BLOOD MINERALS. But conflict minerals doesn’t exactly sound as hostile as it should.
He was trying to stay on the cutting edge but his point didn’t stick, he’s going to shoot off his bullet points in rapid succession until everyone gets it next time.
I would probably get rid of everything but the fork and try to disprove that old you can’t eat soup with a fork joke.
At that point just get a job in network infrastructure management.
One too many spoons but perfect otherwise.
Personally I live in Texas so the only people enabling me are the Oil companies ensuring I never see a blizzard, from Global Warming.