GreenKnight23

joined 6 months ago
[–] GreenKnight23 3 points 7 hours ago

I'm surprised more people aren't doing this.

out of my community of around 200 households, three are building or expanding their garden and I am one of the three.

I've got a nice little perch on my roof that overlooks my garden too, you know, for the thieves when they realize they fucked up.

[–] GreenKnight23 2 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

found the fuckcars lemming!

[–] GreenKnight23 6 points 13 hours ago

lmao, there's no jury because there's no trial.

become ungovernable.

[–] GreenKnight23 1 points 16 hours ago

I love fucking with people's heads while teaching them how to be better people.

[–] GreenKnight23 3 points 18 hours ago

so like a Caesar tea party punch bowl thing?

[–] GreenKnight23 0 points 20 hours ago

hmmmm...why does this story sound so familiar?

[–] GreenKnight23 10 points 1 day ago

I would go back to September 1st 2001 and make sure a certain new yorker was in a certain building on a very specific date.

[–] GreenKnight23 8 points 1 day ago

jokes on them, I print all my ransom notes using a Gutenberg press.

good luck tracking that shit down!

[–] GreenKnight23 -1 points 1 day ago

I know science. you put the thing in the thing and you write it down.

then, you put another thing in the thing and you write that down.

repeat ad nauseam.

Am are scientist, am are smart! Gib me mony please!

[–] GreenKnight23 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

last I heard there were some protestors who complained of a burning sensation on their skin.

that would make this a different weapon entirely that presumably uses microwaves.

[–] GreenKnight23 9 points 1 day ago

hey look it's that "zip bomb" I mentioned.

fuck cloudflare though.

[–] GreenKnight23 -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

why don't you take a look at my comment history to find out how I feel about it.

this is my 231st comment. I run a script to scrub anything usually older than 24 hours.

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