mojofrododojo

totally heard this in marge's voice in my head.

crystal meth clear!

do appreciate the effort tho, it is a pretty hilarious series of events.

Probably more likely to die from beastiality rape.

I was thinking cruise ship waste but uh.... yeah.... that'll probably fuck up a penguin

so it'll be herpes that kills off the last few penguins? didn't have that on my bingo card...

kash patel is head of the fbi and atf.

this fucking kakistocracy is shitting full sphincter

ah tyvm!

...isn't s2 about to hit streaming this week? wonder how long the season is in episodes if they're still doing principal photography

someone got tired of mopping up all the jizz from the ball pit.

time to make a friend on the beach you can stash it with :D

WA state here - it's ridiculous that I have to subsidize chuds in Mississippi and Louisiana when they won't even give their citizens human rights. they're all about fiscal responsibility until it comes to paying their own fucking bills.

edit: love the chudvotes, do we have some cranky MS and LA types? pay your fucking bills jerkfaces. fuck, half your budgets come from federal funds we pour more into.

Estonia

TIL! At least they're trying stuff out.

I have two boat friends. One has a 20' sailboat, it's just under yacht size. The other has a dingy he built in his garage. The dingy gets far more use.