LovableSidekick

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[–] LovableSidekick 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Bonespurs getting elected again, and I haven't overcome it yet.

[–] LovableSidekick 4 points 11 hours ago

They say once you go Grinch you'll never go back.

[–] LovableSidekick 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

One time my roommate gave me a welding starter set cuz he wanted to learn how to weld LOL.

[–] LovableSidekick 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

The American Dream - a tax-optimized portfolio of high-yield stocks, bonds and mutual funds.

[–] LovableSidekick 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Florida: Okay fuck it we're seceding, who's with me?

Texas: Yo!

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Another solution is to cut both apples in half with one stroke and only eat 3 of the halves.

[–] LovableSidekick 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Also throw in the metal fork you used to scrape your expensive non-stick pan.

[–] LovableSidekick 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Ok that reminded me of this joke:

A guy hears a knock on his door, he answers it and nobody's there. "Damn kids," he says. Then he notices a snail on the doormat, picks it up and throws it over the fence.

Six months later there's another knock on the door. When he answers it there's nobody there, but the snail is on the mat again. The snail looks up and says, "So... what was THAT all about?"

[–] LovableSidekick 34 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

People who thought this was real - don't feel bad, it's a reference to Florida's REAL "Don't Say Gay" law, enacted in 2023, that bans the word from public schools.

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[–] LovableSidekick 9 points 15 hours ago

That joyous moment in every father's life when you call your son a loser because he doesn't know all your tricks.

 

I always expect to see a James Bond villain or some sexy robot women in the room.

 

Not sure if this is the right place to post this question. I assume it's probably just server loading, but it's odd because it tends to happen in individual threads. Like when the Reply button sits there with the busy arrow and never completes, I can comment in another thread with no problem, retry the hung comment and it still hangs, even in a new browser instance. It's as if an individual thread gets stuck for a while.

 

I've seen $50 electronic items advertised as stocking stuffers. But for me that seems way extravagant. I think the term refers to candy and silly little goobers, that cost a few bucks. But I know inflation has been crazy so maybe my sense of numbers just hasn't caught up. Thoughts?

 

Nothing more to it - I just love pizza

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by LovableSidekick to c/nanowrimo
 

I'm not participating this year - in fact the one and only time I tried, something really life-shaking happened in the middle and I never finished. But that's another story. My daughter did nanowrimo as a high school project and came through it with a 60k word teen romance novel. I was just curious how everybody's doing at this point.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by LovableSidekick to c/upliftingnews
 

I made chocolate chip cookies today and brought one downstairs to where my main computer is and ate it - they really turned out good. So I've been sitting here wishing I had brought more than one cuz I don't don't feel like going back upstairs, then just now I look over to the side and boom, half of the cookie is still left. Sweet! And when I say these turned out really good I mean awesome.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by LovableSidekick to c/asklemmy
 

Not sure how I got to lemmy.one but when it said I had to login to comment on something, my userid/pwd that works here didn't work and the registration link said user registration is closed. Aren't lemmy logins supposed to work across the whole federation? Or are there multiple federations and lemmy.one is entirely different? Maybe I misunderstand the whole scheme of lemmy.

edit: Okay, after a little experimentation I think I get it. On the domain lemmy.world, when logged in, if I look at a thread I see the comment box, but if I go to lemmy.one and find the same thread it says I must login to comment. With the explanations everybody gave here, this makes sense now. So thank you very much, I appreciate the help!

 

"...and filament. Lots of filament."

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