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mrw someone tries to proselytize Christianity to me [Day 64] in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] Vladkar 13 points 22 hours ago

Oh hi Mark 1:15

♬ He's got the look! ♬ in c/tenforward

[–] Vladkar 4 points 1 week ago

A warrior's drink

♬ He's got the look! ♬ in c/tenforward

[–] Vladkar 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How I look in the mirror ☝️

How I look in photos:

It's a good group! in c/[email protected]

[–] Vladkar 5 points 1 week ago

As long as the slugs are slowly loaded manually by a bunch of servitors.

It's a good group! in c/[email protected]

[–] Vladkar 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If strapping tank treads to a church isn't peak military competence, I don't know what is.

Decentralized Social Media Is the Only Alternative to the Tech Oligarchy in c/technology

[–] Vladkar 5 points 1 week ago

I'm currently reading The Expanse, and at one point a character mentions checking in on the family aggregator his cousin set up to help everyone keep track of who's living where.

Dude spun up a private Lemmy instance for his family. The future is now!

Donald Trump says TikTok "worthless," might not save it after all in c/politics

[–] Vladkar 16 points 1 week ago

Nah, that's too realistic for The Onion. It needs to be something like, 'Pandemonium Ensues After Trump Utters First Coherent Sentence.'

Don't you go dysentery, he will throw hands in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] Vladkar 9 points 2 weeks ago

Beauty standards in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] Vladkar 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gigachad move in c/funny

[–] Vladkar 54 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What we need is an ad blocker that replaces all ads with turtles

Offices stock the bathrooms with that single ply, sandpaper toilet tissue to discourage employees from pooping on the company dime-- NOT to cut cost. in c/showerthoughts

[–] Vladkar 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hanlon was an exceptionally clumsy Gold who had a habit of murdering lowColors with his razor by mistake.

There were probably people with terminal illnesses holding on so they could catch the finale of their most-beloved TV show, Game of Thrones, and who died horribly disappointed. in c/showerthoughts

[–] Vladkar 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I hear you. Prior to 3, I genuinely expected Mass Effect to evolve into the Star Trek of my generation, complete with spin-off shows, movies, books, etc.

That ending sure took the wind out of those sails.

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What Makes This Song Stink Ep. 9 - MGK & Jelly Roll "Lonely Road" (youtu.be)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Vladkar to c/videos

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TIL mobs no longer attack you in your sleep if you place your bed somewhere unsafe (self.minecraft)

submitted 2 years ago by Vladkar to c/minecraft

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You can just plop a bed down wherever and sleep through the night in peace. Apparently this has been the case for over a decade, and all those temporary shelters I made were completely unnecessary.