son_named_bort

joined 2 years ago
[–] son_named_bort 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'd prefer to live in the Danger Zone. Unfortunately, instead of Kenny Loggins we get The Moody Blues.

[–] son_named_bort 3 points 2 hours ago

Do you have any of that beer with the little candies in it. Ya know, Skittlebrau?

[–] son_named_bort 9 points 22 hours ago

A soup place I go to started to charge $3 for its once free bread. When I asked about it, they said "no soup for you!" and "come back one year!". Then they took away my soup. At least I got my money back.

[–] son_named_bort 29 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

As an American, I had to work out the Roman Numerals the only way I know how: using Super Bowls. So the 1st Super Bowl is Super Bowl I (Packers over Chiefs), the 2nd Super Bowl is Super Bowl II (Packers over Raiders), and the 50th Super Bowl is Super Bowl 50 (Broncos over Panthers). Putting this together I get:

I II II 50

I'm at a loss as to what it could mean.

[–] son_named_bort 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again, what a bunch of clowns.

[–] son_named_bort 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[onlookers booing]

[–] son_named_bort 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] son_named_bort 5 points 2 days ago
[–] son_named_bort 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Those corn muffins you made were lousy.

[–] son_named_bort 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many consoles look like toilets?

[–] son_named_bort 2 points 3 days ago

And if you wait long enough it'll end anyway.

[–] son_named_bort 4 points 3 days ago

Damn you Walt Whitman!

 

I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two points in one day.

 

How is ole Pointsy doing?

 

Get your points at Vitamin Barn today!

 

From points to shining points

 

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

 

No koopas were harmed in the making of the points.

 

The points are pointless when you think about it.

 

You've got a friend in points.

 

Nuke the points!

Gotta nuke something.

 

It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and points on TV.

 

300 points will be awarded in the form of a tricky Dick fun bill.

 

The points may seem like ordinary points, but with one exception. Oh wait, we got rid of that. The points are like ordinary points.

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