son_named_bort

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[–] son_named_bort 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

[–] son_named_bort 2 points 1 day ago

This response in wrapped up in a neat little correct package!

[–] son_named_bort 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you ever been accidentally arrested for regicide too?

[–] son_named_bort 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She needs premium, dude

 

Imagine a world without points.

Shudders

[–] son_named_bort 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you imagine a word without lawyers?

[–] son_named_bort 1 points 2 days ago

And he may have said to himself "my God, what have I done!"

[–] son_named_bort 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought the W was for weast.

[–] son_named_bort 11 points 2 days ago
[–] son_named_bort 1 points 3 days ago

It was possibly Homer, he doesn't remember if he called there or not.

[–] son_named_bort 6 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these crazy places?

[–] son_named_bort 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You see the team in blue? Those are the Dallas Cowboys, they're Daddy's favorite team and he needs them to lose by less than 5 and a half points.

 

I can't take his points, I can't print my own points, I have to guess the episode for points, why don't I just lay down and die.

 

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Is Batman a Scientist? (self.nostupidquestions)
 

Could he stop a runaway monorail?

 

You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is never try.

 

Points for some, miniature American flags for others!

 

The points are evil, evil I tells ya!

 

Bonus points for visiting relatives in Annapolis, Maryland

 

In the garden of Eden honey, don't you know that I want points.

In the garden of Eden baby, don't you know that I'll always give points.

17 minute drum solo

 
 

I said I didn't want any damn points.

 

I'm seeing double here: four points.

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