son_named_bort

joined 1 year ago
[–] son_named_bort 5 points 3 hours ago

I used the extra toilet paper I bought during the pandemic to TP her house.

[–] son_named_bort 6 points 4 hours ago

The one where Homer gets raped by a panda.

[–] son_named_bort 1 points 7 hours ago

Bomp bomp bomp bomp

You are correct!

[–] son_named_bort 3 points 8 hours ago

Well Scooby Doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

[–] son_named_bort 3 points 8 hours ago

Fools Gauntlet would've set up for Joker needs food badly memes.

[–] son_named_bort 28 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

How is ranked choice voting like a March Madness bracket? I thought ranked choice voting was where you rank candidates based on preference. A bracket is basically a series of binomial choices and would be closer to the system we have now.

[–] son_named_bort 6 points 1 day ago

Le grille? What the hell is that?

[–] son_named_bort 31 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Not if you ask the Mormons.

 

I will award Itchy and Scratchy points to those who guess it correctly, which are like regular points but fun.

[–] son_named_bort 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's you talkin' about?

[–] son_named_bort 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let the sunshine in

[–] son_named_bort 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some others:

The interviewer reeks of desperation

The "interview" feels more like a sales pitch

The interviewer invokes rock stars or ninjas

[–] son_named_bort 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The message that the boss is gonna get is that the company party should be nothing but work instead.

 

This'll never happen again in a million years*!

*February 2025

 

I would award points, but I don't have them here. They're at Bill's house and Fred's house.

 
 

I will send a check for 40 points to everyone who guesses correctly!

*Checks will not be honored

 

5.8 points for episode, 3.5 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like having a bunch of Game Boy games when your Game Boy is at the bottom of the ocean.

 

1.0 points for episode, 1.0 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like trying to talk to someone in the Southern Hemisphere by calling Burkina Faso.

 

3.8 points for episode, 2.7 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like something that's made up and don't matter.

 

5.3 points for episode, 1.6 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like losing your map when you haven't been issued a map yet.

 
 
 
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