No one understands you but points do!
Cop realized he should've used rock instead. Nothing beats rock.
son_named_bort
joined 2 years ago
Looks like I'm now banned, my children are banned, and my children's children are banned. For three months.
Works on contingency
No money down!
Grandpa is too busy tieing the onion to his belt because it was the style at the time.
Monorail monorail monorail
Does it involve a crappy candle?
I sure do or double your points back.
Shockingly yes.
The pretzels were making him thirsty.
Not quite. It is from the first season though.
Do you come with the points?
I guess it's good that the Bort license plate was already taken.
Call Mr. Points, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Points
Points for anyone who was Time Magazine's Person of the Year in 2006.
You need points to live!
So you like points, do ya? Here, have all the points in the world!
You're right, points. You're always points.
Hello my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have some points for me.
Imagine a world without points.
Shudders
I can't take his points, I can't print my own points, I have to guess the episode for points, why don't I just lay down and die.
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You'll chop your eye out, kid.