son_named_bort

joined 2 years ago
[–] son_named_bort 7 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Aw, there's only one beer left and it's Bart's.

[–] son_named_bort 4 points 16 hours ago

My parents could tell tails about how I used to run into the hedge. One time I really bloodied my my knuckles.

[–] son_named_bort 2 points 16 hours ago

The cat isn't supposed to talk anyway.

[–] son_named_bort 3 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, and he's bowling a 280.

Correct!

[–] son_named_bort 2 points 17 hours ago

If you're referring to the prohibition episode, that's a good guess. Unfortunately, it's not the correct episode.

 

Nuke the points!

Gotta nuke something.

[–] son_named_bort 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] son_named_bort 1 points 1 day ago

Where's the any key?

 

It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and points on TV.

[–] son_named_bort 5 points 2 days ago

In fact, forget the blackjack.

Ah, screw the whole thing.

[–] son_named_bort 2 points 2 days ago
[–] son_named_bort 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Homer, it's really coming down. Can you check on the boys?

 

300 points will be awarded in the form of a tricky Dick fun bill.

[–] son_named_bort 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What if a cop kills a cop?

 

The points may seem like ordinary points, but with one exception. Oh wait, we got rid of that. The points are like ordinary points.

 

I like points.

 

Man, it's like I'm not even trying anymore.

 

If you get this right, you will receive a check for 40 points!

*Checks will not be honored.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by son_named_bort to c/thesimpsons
 

I work hard for the points

So hard for the points

Something something points

Come on, give me lots of points

 

If you do not have a chit you will not receive any points!

 

Now I must warn you that Krusty has laryngitis and a bad back, so he won't be saying or doing anything.

 

Happy New Year. Don't forget to get those taxes done.

 

It can be two points.

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