son_named_bort

joined 1 year ago
[–] son_named_bort 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What does Warm-Hinder taste like?

[–] son_named_bort 3 points 5 hours ago

Ow my boating arm!

[–] son_named_bort 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Vance can't dance

Vance can't talk

The only thing about him is the way that he walks.

 

Daylight will come and you'll want a the points.

Points, he said points O.

[–] son_named_bort 2 points 10 hours ago

It was the 23rd door on the left.

Correct!

[–] son_named_bort 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What are they talking about? Vance secures the couch fucker vote.

 

I don't believe in points, man, I gave them up when I became a freaky beatnik.

[–] son_named_bort 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seems like a good list of people who don't fuck couches.

[–] son_named_bort 13 points 1 day ago

The Treehouse of Horror where Homer survives the nuclear blast from the cheese eating surrender monkeys known as the French.

[–] son_named_bort 4 points 1 day ago

Considering that Bush Sr wanted America to be less like The Simpsons and more like The Waltons, that tracks.

[–] son_named_bort 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Also, the Devil accepted defeat despite the fact that there were no judges to determine the winner.

[–] son_named_bort 19 points 1 day ago

That sounds like concentration camps with extra steps.

[–] son_named_bort 5 points 2 days ago

Well, I didn't think he had sex with Jell-O, but this letter is making me questioning it.

[–] son_named_bort 5 points 2 days ago

Who amongst us hasn't committed insurance fraud to get hair treatment?

 

I will award points but be warned: the points contain potassium benzoate.

 

On top of the points I usually award for guessing the episode, I will award bonus points to whoever can solve the equation [genius at work].

 

I shouldn't have turned down those cue cards.

 

Can you?

 

Unfortunately 6 cinder blocks are missing so there won't be any points.

 

Dickety points for the correct guess. I have to say dickety because the Kaiser stole the word twenty.

 

Earning the points is ever so simple. All you need to know is three words: guessa guessa guessa.

 

Everyone who gets this correct, go home and check you mail because I totally remembered to send your points out.

 

I will not award the 10,000 points since this is not America's Funniest Home Videos.

 

I will award Itchy and Scratchy points to those who guess it correctly, which are like regular points but fun.

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