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[-] son_named_bort 19 points 12 hours ago

Alright pie, I'm gonna do this: chomp chomp chomp, and if you get eaten it's your own fault.

[-] son_named_bort 4 points 12 hours ago

Very expensive

[-] son_named_bort 2 points 13 hours ago

Those pair well with meth.

[-] son_named_bort 7 points 14 hours ago

If Doug didn't want to be boring then he shouldn't have broken Mr. Dink's grill.

[-] son_named_bort 2 points 18 hours ago

And if you choke to death while eating gummy worms then people will say you had brain worms.

[-] son_named_bort 6 points 1 day ago

I'm not worried, my girlfriend is a roadrunner.

[-] son_named_bort 5 points 2 days ago

$20? But I wanted a peanut.

[-] son_named_bort 10 points 2 days ago

I think I'm blind.

[-] son_named_bort 1 points 2 days ago

A pizza is an unfolded calzone or stromboli.

[-] son_named_bort 3 points 2 days ago

Help her brother fake his own death to go to Itchy and Scratchy Land?

[-] son_named_bort 3 points 3 days ago

We like Roy! We like Roy!

[-] son_named_bort 11 points 3 days ago

Young man, in this house we use a little word called "please".

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submitted 3 days ago by son_named_bort to c/thesimpsons
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submitted 1 week ago by son_named_bort to c/thesimpsons

3.7 points for episode, 5.7 points for gag. The points will matter this time unless they are practice points.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by son_named_bort to c/thesimpsons

3.6 points for episode, 6.4 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like trying to live without a heart.

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submitted 1 month ago by son_named_bort to c/thesimpsons

2.8 points for episode, 5.4 points for gag, the points are made up and don't matter like what those clowns in Congress are doing, what a bunch of clowns.

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submitted 1 month ago by son_named_bort to c/thesimpsons

If you get this wrong I will award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

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submitted 1 month ago by son_named_bort to c/thesimpsons

2 points for episode, 3 points for gag. Normally the points are made up and don't matter, and today will be no exception.

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submitted 1 month ago by son_named_bort to c/thesimpsons
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submitted 1 month ago by son_named_bort to c/thesimpsons

3 points for episode, 4 for the gag, points are made up and don't matter like rules to freaky beatniks, man.

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submitted 2 months ago by son_named_bort to c/thesimpsons

1 point for, ah you know the rest.

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submitted 2 months ago by son_named_bort to c/thesimpsons

1.2 points for episode, 2.5 points for scene, points don't matter like being in the gift line without a chit.

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submitted 2 months ago by son_named_bort to c/thesimpsons

1.76 points for episode, 2.95 points for scene, points don't matter like the director's cut of Free Willy.

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submitted 2 months ago by son_named_bort to c/thesimpsons

3.6 points for episode, 4.8 points for the gag, as usual the points don't matter like a Coleco computer in a damp environment.

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