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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] madcaesar 93 points 7 months ago (6 children)

The craftsmanship is impressive... The material abhorrent.

It makes no sense lol somone this good with wood, putting effort into making it out of crap.

[–] NounsAndWords 48 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Cheap client not willing to pay for proper materials and a good carpenter who didn't care enough to argue with them about it would be my guess.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This was a look. Around the corner there'll be raw concrete with the form marks in it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

that’s called “Brutalist” thank you very much!

[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is brutalism same the way polka dotted wallpaper is pointillism.

[–] Maggoty 6 points 7 months ago

Note to self: Polka dots wallpaper is pointillism. So sayeth Flying Squid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Feaux particle board is the new mahogany

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: this is actually solid mahogany with an OSB veneer

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

The cost of man hours for these "custom" cabinets is probably 3 or 4 times the cost of high end cabinets.

[–] uranibaba 8 points 7 months ago

This has very much the feeling of what you described to it. Someone was payed to work, not argue.

[–] ForgotAboutDre 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's taking a post modern architecture concept and applying it to just what the home owner can reasonably change.

The idea is that the building shouldn't hide or obscure what the materials it is made from. You'll see it in buildings with deliberate exposed pipes, exposed concrete, unfinished wood.

It's about honesty and function.

The problem is to make this work they needed to go further or not so far. A polished concrete countertop, industrial tiles and industrial appliances could make this work better. Or using plywood rather than OBS.

[–] glimse 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I don't get the OBS choice because cabinets are usually made out of plywood which, like you said, would look way better

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[–] asteriskeverything 6 points 7 months ago

I really appreciate this (possible) explanation!

[–] grue 10 points 7 months ago
[–] PP_BOY_ 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'm guessing this is some kind of veneer. OSB doesn't even cut clean enough to be used as a cabinet

[–] ForgotAboutDre 4 points 7 months ago

It could have been milled on a CNC. That might make it cheaper to build without a carpenter, if you already have access to the CNC.

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[–] uservoid1 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)
[–] SkyezOpen 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Make sure the kitchen has a washing machine. That's very important."

"A washing machine? Are you sure?"

"Absolutely, huge selling point. Nobody likes hand washing."

They remembered the word "dishwasher" a few days later, but it was already too late.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (7 children)

I think that might be a UK thing. I saw it and immediately assumed it was England, because I've never seen a washing machine in the kitchen, except in British television.

[–] The_v 19 points 7 months ago

It made sense when they added in indoor plumbing to old buildings that were built pre-1900's. The old 2-up, 2-down homes are a good example. They were often retrofitted to add a bathroom at the top of the stairs above the kitchen.

The only place to add in a washing machine was in the kitchen. Since people hung their washing outside to dry in the back garden it was a logical place as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

That's where we put them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The taskmaster house has a washing machine in the kitchen.

[–] AtariDump 4 points 7 months ago

Just ask…..

Little Alex Horn!

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[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 7 months ago

I didn't want the house before, but now that they've shown me this part, sold!

[–] FilthyShrooms 5 points 7 months ago

Surprising that this beauty hasn't been snatched up yet

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

Now cover it in denim!

[–] pyre 26 points 7 months ago

textures haven't fully loaded yet

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

im feeling splintery

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

who doesn’t love the scent of formaldehyde in the morning!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I just about died as a baby from formaldehyde poisoning. The brand new house was too air tight.

[–] xpinchx 18 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Doesn't that board have hella binders and toxic shit? Why would you want that anywhere near your food??

[–] Leviathan 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I don't know if it's different now, but when I studies cabinetmaking we were told that that shit outgasses urea formaldehyde for years. I wouldn't want that in my home.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

There are different versions for interior and exterior use, using different types of glue. At least OSB/0 and OSB/1 can be used for internal applications and are considered safe. Not that I would trust a landlord doing this to select the correct board type, especially since the safe variants might have some issues with the humidity exposure in a kitchen.

But there still are many cases for using OSB indoors, e.g. behind drywall to give it some more strength (instead of more expensive plywood). Wouldn't want to leave it exposed in a kitchen though, it'll get messy if it's not properly treated, and in the picture it doesn't seem to be.

[–] Taniwha420 7 points 7 months ago

Why would you want it near ... ... ... anything?

What the fuck is wrong with us?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How much they could have possibly saved, considering also the expensive skilled labor to install it? £100 on a £2000 kitchen?

[–] Agrivar 13 points 7 months ago

You might be surprised. Materials costs have skyrocketed since the pandemic. (I'm in the trades, not just talking out my ass)

[–] cosmicrookie 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I actually think that it looks alright! I wouldn't pay extra for it though

[–] Noedel 8 points 7 months ago

Looks like someone tried to go for an industrial look but didn't get it quite right

[–] Assassin4 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's a doom 1 kitchen. Who can see the hidden door?!

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[–] Jimmyeatsausage 9 points 7 months ago

Going for that 7DTD look...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

It's got good bones

[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm both impressed and repulsed.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 5 points 7 months ago

I get that a lot.

[–] fluxion 6 points 7 months ago

It's to show off the beautiful wood

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

It’s called fashion look it up

[–] Death_Equity 5 points 7 months ago

I can fix her.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Ouch, right in the eyeballs

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