A caring steward of the motorway. You should take comfort knowing that you share the road with such upstanding citizens!
Return to monke.
My favorite is fuckletoes
Vacations paid for by dark money which the justices won’t report
Just yesterday I thought “I really wish I had an infographic about Korn” and here you are OP, making my fucking dreams come true.
God I love you.
Hamburger helper, demonic mealtime assistant
I will happily sit at a gate for 2 hours waiting for a plane, instead of rushing to catch it.
I’ll take “big red flags” for $1000
“Play, with the potential to evolve into murder, as I see fit”
Windows logic
Lol stop
True friendship
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Your laptop is channeling Zyredaxx, demon of the Third Core.