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Steve Ballmer banned his kids from using iPods, getting them Zunes instead.

You might want to stay away from any Australian wine that’s packaged in a plastic bag then.

Same with Freemasonry, Bohemian Grove, Skull And Bones and such. The various elites’ numerous conspiracies don’t need the elites’ social events and burlesque nights as a load-bearing element.

It didn’t take them long to find the porn once they were on the Russian internet, though

Don’t forget mutual aid requests

Jewish space tardigrades. They were so close…

Rwanda is ahead of the “civilised world”.

Did they beat him to death with it or something?

For when you need to shoot four guys who are standing equally spaced

Someone should shop this (including the groyper avatar) into the “I bet he’s thinking about other girls” meme

Why is there a shelf of home-computer magazines on the flight deck?

No, Germany has a coalition between the Social Democrats (i.e. Labour/Dems) and Greens, which is in minority as the Free Democrats (i.e. Ayn Rand fans) dropped out because everyone else was sick of their bullshit.

If AfD were in power, Germany would be providing arms to Russia to help it stabilise its region. A lot of things will happen before that does, up to and including a CDU/SDP left-right grand coalition.