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I DEMAND THE CLEANEST WATER AND THE CLEANEST AIR!

Yo queiro taco holder

I mean you're technically correct but it is also really pedantic.

Thanks for pointing out the bias of my language choices

Indoor cats ONLY for life bro.

It would be a security donkey. For the strays and idiots that have outdoor cats. I'd probably have to name him Batman; idk if legally I'd have another option at that point.

Buy yeah I guess you're right on living conditions, damn logic

Both can be true at the same time babe

You don't deserve downvotes for your statement though. It's not like you were being contrary or intentional obtuse just contributing to the discussion.

Oooh I like this a lot, it is more than the usual 'have the confidence of a straight white man' or smth I see which hehe fun and empowering but at the expense of an entire gender.

Some of them read the Bible, never read the news. They just listen to what they community says. If everyone you know and trust says president Jimmy bean is the most fantastic Christian devout president ever why would you question it?

I mean they already don't possess much critical thinking skills at that point, at least in this kind of context.

Legit was mindblown when my friend got glasses and was so fascinated that trees had leaves! Happy to know that appreciating this beautiful detail of nature is a bit of a universal experience

Ok are donkeys known for fighting off coyotes or something??? Should I be getting backyard donkeys to protect the neighborhood cats? And how did I go for so many years on the internet just learning this now?

I am so sorry for what you went through and that you still struggle with symptoms today.

I honestly read this as a near fatal Rollercoaster accident and I was struggling so hard because boy did I want to know more of what that meant, but how insensitive to ask!

I'm sorry it wasn't that. At least then you could avoid going on a roller-coaster ever again but it was and probably still is difficult being in or driving a car. I hope you're doing well!

Oh there are studies on it, at least the only one that matters :p (Mythbusters e142)

I know this is now such a cliche thing to say but I legitimately expected this headline to be from the onion.