Pulling the same old crap like they do with the bible?

They’re taking religion out of schools so kids don’t read the bible!1!1!

When the problem is that Fox watchers haven’t bothered to read either of the writings themselves and believe whatever someone tells them the documents mean. They don’t actually want anyone to read these things.

Damn. If only the Constitution has been transposed into non-cursive format at least once over the last 250 or so years! /s

Like it matters to these fucking traitor shitbags. If every republican could just fucking get measles ASAP, that would be grand.

I am continuously amazed what the right wing propaganda machine convinces people to get upset about.

Wut

Remind me: which party fights against funding public education, thereby forcing school administrators to make difficult choices about what to cut?

Dude, I learned to read and write in cursive like every other 90s kid. I still can't read much of the original text of the constitution. Have you see that chicken scratch?

As if these dildos know what it says.

I have to read cursive every day for work.

But that's because I'm the only person I know who writes in cursive.

You've never read the constitution until you've read it in the original Klingon

True, you can only truly understand it in its original cursive, read while walking around colonial williamsburg

lmao, why would they care if that was accurate??

They still teach cursive? I remember hearing schools were dropping it in like the 2000s

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At least we can read.