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Fox News: Democrats conspiring to end cursive writing so kids can't read Constitution
(www.rawstory.com)
this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2025
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I know you’re being sarcastic but I’m sure those that buy what Fox is selling here think that anything besides the original document itself is untrustworthy and has been doctored to be woke or something else stupid
They probably don't know about it, but shit like that has happened.
http://web.archive.org/web/20230520080201/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/15/us/politics/qualified-immunity-supreme-court.html
A single unnamed secretary illegally altered the wording of a federal law that was passed in 1871, when they failed to properly copy it into the Federal Register, in 1874. That shit led to Qualified Immunity, which is explicitly against the original wording of the law as passed.
I'm sure if they took a trip to DC they wouldn't know if it was the original or not.
The transcription on Wikipedia has pronouns in it! They even made it start with one!
Wait until they hear about the Bible
Which one?
THE
Exactly
As if random tourists are testing for forgeries