You forget about conformity, if something doesn't work how one would expect it to especially in an emergency then it's poorly designed.
If you pull a door handle the expected result is that it releases the door to be opened... If for every door you had to push,pull, lift, turn, check for a secret lever you would think door's are shit...
And that's exactly what's happening here...
It only follows the standard when it's not damaged...
If my house slides into water we got a lot more issues happening and my doors will still work as expected...
It's more than that... I know you were joking but ...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimates_of_historical_world_population
Yeah it's estimated but it's a shit ton of people so it's more like 99.9%