kryptonianCodeMonkey

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 123 points 11 hours ago

Fuck you both

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 15 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Looks like there will be plenty of room if you pull out all of those immaculately clean dishes first.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 66 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Guys they really really just want to be able to lower their prices but we just. won't. let. them. Gee gosh, guys. Think of the ISPs and their sweet little hearts. They totally won't offer discounted low-cap options that then rake in record profits from overage fees from low-income households, guys! They promise!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

The costs of goods and overhead like employee wages should be included in the price. Raise your prices to what they apparently should be instead of begging your clientele to help give your employees a living wage out of the goodness of our hearts. Such a system only punishes the considerate by milking them of their cash (likely more than they wouldnif your prices were corrected) and rewards the assholes by artificially deflating their prices.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Bruh. Not EVERY interaction with a cash register or payment portal is meant to include a tip. The bill is for the goods or service for which I am doing business with you company, i.e. the only reason you are getting my money in the first place. The tip is for the individual that performed a service to me beyond simply providing the previously mentioned good or service. And ideally it is for service beyond the bare minimum (but due to shitty minimum wage laws for roles that expect tips making them dependent on them, there still exists an expectation to tip even for mid or bad service). I will happily tip a server, bartender, barista, barber (there are a weird number of service jobs that start with 'bar'...), or someone that is interacting with customers, providing an experience of service, and will adapt to my shitty needs and requests as a customer, particularly if they are dependent on tips as a portion of their wage. But I am not tipping a cook for making my food in a restaurant. I am not tipping my mechanic for doing an oil change. I am not tipping a cashier for taking my money. I am not tipping MY FUCKING LANDLORD! You are already charging me for the things you are doing. I am not going to voluntarily inflate the price you are charging me for no damn reason. Fuck, sometimes it isn't even clear who would be getting the tip. I'm surprised they don't already ask for tips at the grocery store self-checkout. This shit is dumb.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 17 points 1 day ago

Her arrival at the correct answer was done through a series of mental lapses, poor judgements and terrible ideas that plopped her exactly where she should be. Like watching an episode of Mr Magoo.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 10 points 1 day ago

You love to see someone arrive at the correct answer through ignorant spite. Wow.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The onion may as well buy info wars. They need to diversify. Parody news just isn't what it used to be compared to reality.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

For every left leaning person that protest voted third party or just decided not to bother for some perceived inadequacy in Kamala, real or imagined, congratulations. You played yourself. For every eligible non-voter, wake the fuck up. Harris was not perfect, definitely had some flaws and wishy washy positions. But you know what she was? Fucking normal. There is no policy for which Trump was superior, and there is no norm, tradition, law, or morality that Trump will not challenge, ignore, or destroy. You people need to fucking do something. Participation is the bare minimum. Grow up.

Update: To all you salty down voters, yes, I mean you. Grow up.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 57 points 1 day ago

Leak it. Leak it. Leak it. Leak it. Leak it. LEAK IT!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 120 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I saw Avatar. I know what's going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.

 

This is from the last election in 2020. How fun that it's still relevant!

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