kryptonianCodeMonkey

joined 2 years ago
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 4 points 1 hour ago (5 children)

I mean, fuck Tik Tok, yes. But also try saying "Liberate Hong Kong", "Taiwan Independence", "Remember Tiananmen Square 1989", or "Xi is Winnie The Pooh" on Rednote. Let's not pretend that Rednote, or any other Chinese media, is free of censorship either.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 17 points 7 hours ago

If ever they was an avatar of pestilence... RFK jr

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Oh my god! The Bend and Snap! Works every time!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Good looking out. Not that it will stop them from trying, but that certainly makes the task harder for them to fuck over some political enemies with Trumped Up Charges™ (trademarking that now, as I imagine this will be a recurring phrase over the next 4 years. I'm gonna make bank in licensing fees)

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 2 points 13 hours ago

My first thought. You're legally obligated to multiclass bard now.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 75 points 13 hours ago

Company holidays mean you're lazy? Bro needs to get a grip.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 19 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I have to return some video tapes.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 18 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

I would get off that train before it jumps the tracks onto a rainbow bridge and you end up in Niflheim in the middle of a battle with Ice Giants without even so much as a spear or a parka on you.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 30 points 14 hours ago

If this man approaches you and tells you that you are worthy, you fucking listen to him.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The amount of money my wife and I saved earning our degrees with libgen is in the thousands

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She probably has to do a lot of shimmying of her hips as she pushes them down. Probably takes a fair amount of pushing, so she probably makes little grunts of effort too.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 9 points 3 days ago

Like asking Trump to use the toilet instead of his depends.

 

This is from the last election in 2020. How fun that it's still relevant!

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