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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 18 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Dude, I learned to read and write in cursive like every other 90s kid. I still can't read much of the original text of the constitution. Have you see that chicken scratch?

[–] lunarul 0 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's very readable, definitely not chicken scratch. Unless I missed an implied "/s"?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 1 points 2 hours ago

If you look up a really high res scan, it is much better. Most pictures/scans I've ever seen though are completely unreadable because of how crazy italicized it is. It's on like a 60 degree lean. It just looks like scribbles if the image is not super high res.