credo

Peacemaker à l'orange.

Where are they going to put them all? There aren’t enough warehouses in all of LA. Return to sender… toss in the ocean?

You’ll have to ask a scented candle maker. I think those people are wizards.

“Thank you, President Trump! Our country finally has an advocate for American farmers, families, and businesses in the White House!” Representative Randy Feenstra, an Iowa Republican who prides himself on meeting with farmers and families in each of the 36 counties he represents […] The message was starkly at odds with the one coming from major groups representing farmers throughout the country, who issued statements warning of dire impacts on the nation’s food producers.

Hey, look at that. That Feenstra guy is hoarding all the shit in his ivory tower.

I need a word stronger than “hate”. Someone help me out.

If you’re wondering about the headline, it’s referring to Sergey Efremov, [former] deputy governor of the eastern Primorsky Krai region.

Not if they are cannon balls. Checkmate lasers.

I love this notion that “you’re not a real man” unless you do what real men tell you to. That is gold.

Apparently I can’t read well the first 30 minutes of the day.

It’s all going to Putin’s plan.

I would rain down ~~bagels~~ baguettes upon my enemies’ heads! Muhahaha.

While we all here know Russia did this. They will also post their own photo of a radar detected flight path of a Ukranian drone having carried out this attack in 5…4…3…