SpaceNoodle

Oh, it's not The Onion.

You don't?

What do you shoot with your head cannon?

They could at least have led with it, but then I guess it wouldn't be clickbait.

tl;dr

I used to be like that.

Then I decided to just turn it back on them and exploit people who tried to take advantage of me with flattery.

Instead of a half-hour video, it could have been a single word.

tl;dw?

Do the Mario?

The problem lies in locating and cleaning every possible crevice. That and any soaked-in juices.

by Charlie Kaufman

The trick is to get someone to pay you to make the smartphones