Well, lm not hating Lemmy mods and admins. Just little meme to reminf you that you should go outside to stay healty : )
user@lemmy:~$ touch grass
user@lemmy:~$ ls
grass
user@lemmy:~$
OK. Now what?
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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Go to outside without terminal
I played the game "Outside", while the graphics are nice, the UI is very unintuitive. I have no interest in the interactive elements that are supposed to immerse you in the games world like exploding fuel in an vehicle to go fast, purchasing items in the many mega shops, or drinking ~~poison~~ alcohol to forget about the previous game day.
The constant work grind to level up my wallet is also a huge drain on my energy meter, and leaves me with very little time to complete any side quests. And most other players have no interest in doing side quests with you since they have their own objectives to complete. Most players have no interest in completing the Main Objective of this game, most don't even want to think about what the main objective could be. So, in general, I'll stick to my games that actually bring me joy and peace.
Does SSH counts?
No, they patched that.
Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with
Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.
You cannot fuck up with this folks. Just buy potted native plants and shove them in somewhere that matches light conditions and maybe wetness. They just grow without any other input.
I live in grassland. The lawn is just the wrong kind of grass.
I’m doing my part
There's only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?
Touch snow instead
All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens
What if I touch bush instead?
Don’t talk about your mother like that
You can also touch tree
Umm, it's November, and in Canada. Is it ok if I wait until April?
But the climates changed. Don’t you still have grass!
We're having all our grass ripped out and are having it replaced with autoscrolling phones.
From blog about derailleurs
I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.
Do you have any idea how far I'd have to travel to touch grass?
Nah mate
Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass
Just came back from the park, very good advice
Outside? But that's where the gay bashing and the vigilante mobs are!
Jokes on you.
I sit outside and doomscroll.
Instructions unclear, grass under ice and snow and now I have frost bite.
Allergic.
-"Atchoom!"
Allergic to basically everything outside, and inside.
Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died....I think I'll stay here for now.
Grass is frozen, got frost bite.
It's fucking 500 AQI outside. I am gonna die if I go outside ( ; ω ; )
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Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.
Okay, but what if I don't want Lemmy users to be healthy?
(Kidding! I love you all!)
Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it's raining.
imma touch ass instead
cough imagine being admin and thinking this is being edgy https://midwest.social/post/19339660/13589968
No you can't make me!
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