JimVanDeventer

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One ticket in c/[email protected]
the united healthcare thing reminded me of this old gem in c/memes
Flat Earthers admit defeat after Antarctica trip proves them wrong in c/[email protected]
GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day in c/[email protected]
[–] JimVanDeventer 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's only cum if it's from the seminal vesicles in France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling semen.

How the sunrise and sunset times would be affected by abolishing daylight saving time in the USA. Would you prefer to keep it or drop it? in c/[email protected]
Only it's not a game. in c/aiop
[–] JimVanDeventer 3 points 6 days ago

When elephants fight, the grass gets trampled.

‘Inconvenient’: Trump aims to end ‘costly’ daylight saving time in the US in c/[email protected]
[–] JimVanDeventer 6 points 1 week ago

Tomorrow: "Trump champions the metric system."

Damn, these brain worms walking around in bloated corpses might be the best administration ever.

This spoon. in c/mildlyinfuriating
[–] JimVanDeventer 27 points 1 week ago

One of the 10,000 club today, buddy. Enjoy your soup.

Pro-tip for this capitalistic hellscape in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] JimVanDeventer 8 points 1 week ago

A friend of mine in Zambia taught me how to fry caterpillars. They are like squishy french fries. They are fine. They pair well with chibuku.

MAGA supporter says if wife doesn't get pregnant during sex then it's 'gay sex' in c/news
[–] JimVanDeventer 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, Onion, you have outdone yourself with such a ludicrous story.

Civic dudes need to chill LMAO in c/cars
If you've ever interacted with someone who speaks a different language, what is the funniest misunderstanding you've had? in c/asklemmy
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Mimic (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 weeks ago by JimVanDeventer to c/cat
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Bone! (lemmy.world)
 
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Pants Rule (lemmy.world)
 
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Lemmy right now (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by JimVanDeventer to c/memes
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Aphex Twin - Monkey Drummer (youtu.be)
submitted 7 months ago by JimVanDeventer to c/music
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A Pseudo Schuko with Hole-less Type A Pins (lemmy.world)
 
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I also saw the eclipse (youtu.be)
submitted 8 months ago by JimVanDeventer to c/space
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Total Eclipse 2024 (youtu.be)
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[OC] "The absolute worst name for a chicken restaurant doesn't exi—" (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by JimVanDeventer to c/pics
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TIL Ecuador doesn't have its own currency and uses US dollars, but maybe not the same US dollars you are used to seeing. (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by JimVanDeventer to c/til
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