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[–] PP_BOY_ 64 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Hey OP, if you're gonna take a pic of my ride, it's common courtesy to censor the license plate.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s

[–] PP_BOY_ 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's the bumper, isn't it? I've been meaning to get it repainted but times are tough, y'know?

[–] NegativeLookBehind 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe stop going to all those ICP concerts and you’d have some money?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

…better now?

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[–] stoicmaverick 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.

[–] Num10ck 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

what if a wasted justin timberlake did?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

it would ruin the tour

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

oh my godddd, fuckkkkk 😩

[–] Lightor 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

might wanna get your prostate checked out by a doctor

[–] LeroyJenkins 2 points 2 days ago

try tums or Alka Seltzer

[–] Delphia 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

I used to like the Chrysler 300, then I saw the kind of people who buy them.

Edit: Not a racial thing. Im Australia they became popular with people who really arent tough but want people to think they are... white guys who think because they smoke weed that they are essentially Pablo Escobar. Guys who have a motorbike licence and a 500cc commuter bike but 9 Sons of Anarchy hoodies. Guys who have a "Only god can judge me" tattoo but also some minor convictions from a local court magistrate who it turns out can judge them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Juggalos and juggalettes?

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[–] RizzRustbolt 11 points 3 days ago

Nothing wrong with a healthy libido.

[–] Lightor 25 points 3 days ago (3 children)

On a Chrysler 300, his grandma know he did this to her car?

[–] DrDominate 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] postmateDumbass 1 points 2 days ago

They would have gone for the Ford Five Hundred but they ran out of lube.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not that i was gonna track them down, but blurring the license plate seems ironic in this case.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a lot easier to track someone down by their license plate than their bumper stickers.

[–] Duamerthrax 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's also a lot easier to falsely report the car for a crime with the plate number. Far too many people are bored online and I would be terrified of a couple thousand seeing my truck and plate numbers.

[–] GroundedGator 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sadly I can say this is not the first time I've seen the bang local milfs decal, and that does not appear to be a Florida plate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I can almost guarantee it is a standard Michigan plate. The tag should expire this year

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It's not that sad. I feel like that's a pretty general consensus.

I am pro banging local milves

[–] riodoro1 16 points 3 days ago

I love it. I’d definitely honk.

[–] creditCrazy 6 points 2 days ago

Jesus Chrysler that's a crazy Christ

[–] Diplomjodler3 15 points 3 days ago

I believe exactly one of those statements.

[–] Godric 13 points 3 days ago

Sorry, you said "worse" whem you meant "better". Obvious bot account!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Noite_Etion 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This just screams to cops, pull me over!

We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

If you.put.this shit on your car, chances are you don't manage.

[–] niktemadur 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also a waste of your own time. Double edged sword. Unless you like sitting and waiting under flickering fluorescent lighting for your cavity search.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Macaroni_ninja 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Its like NFS Underground, except the car is shit, the decals are shit and probably the driver is a piece of shit.

[–] PlantDadManGuy 4 points 3 days ago

How dare you besmirch the good name of NSFU2 by comparing it to this rolling shit heap full of probable cause!

[–] toomanypancakes 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

Look, don't do any kids, no matter what drugs they're on!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

He seems like a fun guy to have at the local orgy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago
[–] Yoooooooo 8 points 3 days ago

Pure Michigan

[–] thefrankring 2 points 2 days ago

So many green flags.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He better keep a lot of changes of underwear in his car.

[–] GratefullyGodless 3 points 2 days ago

Or he's wearing one REALLY crusty pair of underwear.

[–] Iheartcheese 3 points 2 days ago

Underwear only slows down the fisting

[–] bruhduh 2 points 3 days ago

wordington driver

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