toomanypancakes

I'm living on the outskirts of a rural town. People have trump flags flying on my street. I'd be totally fucked.

Don't remember me, when I die let me just be gone.

I mean, sort of.

Nah, I'm just horny on main

The stuffing. I frickin love stuffing

Did your dog eat them? That's typically when I say aglet, anyway.

With those four cards you can turn 1 kill. Magic typically starts with each player at 20 life. Black lotus adds three green mana. Channel costs two, but lets you pay one life to add one generic mana as many times as you want. Mox ruby pays for the red in fireball. Pay 19 life for 19 mana, with the last green you have 20 extra mana to invest into fireball, dealing 20 damage to your opponent and ending the game.

I'd rank French toast below a good waffle, but I would still not pass it up

was not voting for Harris a vote for trump or not?!?! I'm so confused.

No /s, isn't not voting for my candidate identical to voting for another candidate? That's what I heard ad nauseum from lemmy democrats the entire election, anyway. If there's the barest indicator that you didn't vote exactly how I wanted you to you're literally a trumpet.

If you think about it, since not voting for Harris is a vote for trump, not voting for trump would be a vote for Harris. By voting for Harris you're therefore casting one vote for Harris by merit of voting for her and a second vote for Harris by not voting for trump. Voting twice is illegal, so you're going to have to go to jail.