Godric

Bomb railway

Oops looks like no more movement for the forseeable future until we can get engineers to fill the crater and rebuild the track to spec. If you mess up repairs, the whole train can derail and back to square 1!

Bomb highway

Oops looks like you have to go around the crater, that might add a minute to your journey. If it's really big, you might have to take a ten minute detour until we can slather some gravel and asphalt over the hole.

Player A casts Oblivion Ring in the gun. Player B will eventually have to cast draw 4 on you, filling your hand with more cards. Ez player A W. !

How birds actually flirt:

https://youtu.be/LNC6ODsdul0

No thanks, I'd rather blanket downvote ;)

Thanks for introducing me to a cool community tho!

I understood, I just don't believe in /s' when shitposting

Yeah, I got some pizza delivered during yesterday's snowstorm. Fuck tipping culture, my tip for the driver was to reccomend they get a better job that doesn't have them driving in a blizzard.

Whoy ain't they eatin' sawsagees???

Prolly the one that mentions McLovin

I respond:

"What do you mean?" He said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"

"All of them at once," said Bilbo. "And a very fine morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors, into the bargain.

I Silmarilpost often, and I half understand what's going on.

Highly highly recommend the Andy Serkis Audio book, he does a fantastic job!

I jive with you, Türkiye!

Lol. Lmao, even.

Jk, my real thoughts is: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA