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Mike Johnson giving off some strong Simon Barron from 30 Rock vibes in that pic

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Ok, but no one has given me a straight answer yet: is our kids learning?

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For~~tnit~~eskins

Gimme my Lemmy gold, for I am the most clever commenter

Also PSA: fuck you, humanity. Y'all suck. I get that you're horny all the time, but quit involving real people

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The pores don't stretch, but the teeth and irises sure do!

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Don't you threaten them with a good time!

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I love Danger and I love your username

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I watched a teammate running about 200ft in the sky above me last night!

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The fartbag pictured in the link to the article is Texas AG, Ken Paxton. That bucket of slime has slithered out of crime after crime after crime. I hope 10 spiders shit in his mouth tonight right after laying eggs in his ears and nostrils.

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The Artist Formerly Known as ~~Prince~~ Unhoused Man

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"We'd like to take this month to remind you that, as the primary source of stress in your life, we don't actually pay you enough to escape. If you improve your life too much and can take too much time off, you might realize just how much we've taken from you. While you struggle to cope with the dichotomy we've created between your struggle here to afford your life and the struggle in your life to escape from here, we really want to emphasize

Mental health is your responsibility ♥️

Sincerely,

- Your overlords"

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How does she back out from there? Or does she take another private jet back to bed?

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thefartographer

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