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[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This reminds me of the crypto/NFT days where everyone and their brother added a special "blockchain" feature in their product, even when it didn't make sense or was completely unnecessary.

[–] deweydecibel 40 points 4 months ago

At least that can be turned off in updates.

All these hardware additions, the AI buttons, even Windows taking away the right CTRL key for Copilot, are ugly appendages that, in 20 years, when were clearing out the equipment closest, we'll see some of these and go "oh yeah remember when that bullshit was as a thing for a few years?"

[–] hOrni 12 points 4 months ago

Those days? That was a couple of weeks ago.

[–] NarrativeBear 65 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Literally no one asked for this.

[–] ladicius 22 points 4 months ago

Don't question the tech, bro, and the tech bros.

[–] DaddleDew 36 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's just like ten years ago when everything was about "the cloud". I can't wait for the industry to move on to another gimmick to force down the consumer's throat.

[–] ladicius 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpruceBringsteen 3 points 4 months ago

Satoshi is just some dude at NVIDIA

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 9 points 4 months ago

The cloud at least made a bit of sense. Offload the requirements of hosting an app or colocating a server to other folks, and you just use it. It's somebody else's computer, and it's their problem if something goes wrong.

The problem is that the MBAs making the decision didn't understand what was going on in the first place, so "the cloud" because a catch-all buzzword for anything they didn't want to think too hard about.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I mean... having a chokehold on cloud computing is still very much a source of the dominance US and Chinese companies have to shape world markets these days...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago

This is like when Roku remotes had the Blockbuster button on them.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago

Silicon Valley is honestly worthless.

We have an entire industry based on innovations that are 30-50 years old.

How long until Wall street finds a new investment vehicle and San Francisco is the next Detroit?

[–] deweydecibel 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Don't forget the part where Logitech now requires you to use a web app (that only works on Chromium) to adjust settings or pair dongles now.

Just find a new peripheral manufacturer.

[–] glimse 9 points 4 months ago

I'm not defending them here but I use a company-provided Logitech keyboard and mouse and there is dedicated software (called Logi Options+)

I don't think it needs Internet access and it definitely doesn't run in a browser. I downloaded it with Firefox

[–] Mango 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck happened to "make the buttons do whatever you want"?

[–] Evotech 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It do whatever you want (but ai)

[–] Mango 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Sounds like a latency add. I get pissed off when my sensor has angle snapping, prediction, smoothing, or the z-axis bug. I'm the guy who gets in the gmmk customer service and goes full Karen because their very nice spec sheet still doesn't tell me what I want to know and it took some trying to get them to ask their dev team.

I'm not making this up. I don't wanna ever have the convenient excuse of blaming the controls. https://www.esreality.com/post/2677965/re-mice-using-flawless-sensors-v2/

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

"Logi AI prompt Builder". Guess it's time to sell my Logitech stocks

[–] LordCrom 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fucking ai on a mouse... Maybe we need AI in my toaster next

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] amotio 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] FlyingSquid 19 points 4 months ago

Not that I would ever buy it, but I can totally picture myself accidentally pressing that button all the fucking time.

[–] uranibaba 19 points 4 months ago
[–] numbermess 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I just got an MX Master 3S and it's a wonderful mouse, but the Logi Options+ software is fucking TERRIBLE. God it's bad. They are definitely pushing this AI prompt builder nonsense, but the mouse itself just stops working for long periods of time and the the Options+ interface says that the mouse is "unavailable", even though it's right there and I can physically see it with my eyes and move it around with my hands. My computer says it's still connected via Bluetooth, but no, this thing that wants me to create a mouse account and use an additional AI prompt builder says the mouse doesn't work. I ran across a 3rd party program that lets me map the additional buttons on the mouse to the functions I like and am able to get by just fine without any Logitech software at all, and the mouse always works now. This mouse feels like they just accidentally made good hardware in spite of themselves.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 4 months ago

I had to use third party software to assign the buttons on my Logitech trackball because their own software didn't recognize it.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

FFS Logitech, all you had to do was release a redesign of the g600 mouse, how hard is that?

[–] starchylemming 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] perviouslyiner 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

https://www.theregister.com/2024/06/14/bofh_2024_episode_11/ "the boss wants an AI pc. This wouldn't rankle as much if the boss had any "I" of his own to work with"

[–] TexasDrunk 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Simon has been doing this for 30ish years and that one is still spot on. I dig the purple light, too.

[–] jqubed 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I used to go through binges of reading the archives; amazing he’s still writing these!

[–] Hasherm0n 3 points 4 months ago

I had no idea it was still going. I used to binge these working midnight shifts in the NOC.

[–] Psaldorn 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'd love to know how much time and money was wasted on this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Psaldorn 3 points 4 months ago

I ain't givin' no AI shortcut button no tree fiddy!

[–] bappity 8 points 4 months ago

FFS Logitech

[–] niktemadur 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm waiting for my combination AI/blockchain/cordless blender, so I can't even use it because it had a brainfart while trying to make an NFT of my smoothie, dropped its' internet connection and now it won't even charge.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For those times when you need a tomboy in Counter strike

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[–] Mango 4 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

lmao at them trying.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

These ridiculous mice with a dedicated AI button are showing up all over now. 😠 I mean … how can you fuck up something as simple as a mouse!?

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[–] Veneroso 4 points 4 months ago

NVIDIA stock to the fucking ground!

Ugh

[–] RustyNova 3 points 4 months ago

Sadly you can use the app on Linux, so no rebinding.

I got a G-502 lightning so... Yeah... I like buttons

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

We need a "the future were headed towards" meme with a keyboard that's all AI assistant buttons and no QWERTY

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