hOrni

joined 1 year ago
[–] hOrni 9 points 1 day ago

Hey, I'm Polish and I do sometimes smile. I am living in Denmark, dough.

[–] hOrni 1 points 1 day ago

What about the monkey. I'd fuck that monkey.

[–] hOrni 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That man is going to get so much pussy when he gets out.

[–] hOrni 2 points 1 day ago

They went back to the red underwear?

[–] hOrni 11 points 2 days ago

Me too. I bought a couple sets of Lego and finally got myself Castlevania 4. Tomorrow is my last day at work, and then 2 weeks of doing absolutely nothing constructive.

[–] hOrni 172 points 2 days ago (21 children)

Is he seriously posting cringe like this?

[–] hOrni 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'll tell you the tried and true method, for when You need to piss at a concert. You let it out a few drops at a time and rub it into Your thighs.

[–] hOrni 12 points 2 days ago

Seriously. It's what I'm buying for myself for a gaming evening if I don't want to get drunk.

[–] hOrni 14 points 2 days ago

So the thing he actually said is even dumber.

[–] hOrni 4 points 3 days ago

What's her point?

[–] hOrni 70 points 3 days ago (9 children)

As if he would pick someone qualified.

[–] hOrni 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm considering it better. Not that part 2 is bad, but I like part 3 more.

 

I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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