Semi_Hemi_Demigod

“And what are you gonna do about it?” - Putin, probably

2018 was the last year for good wine change my mind

Okay how about everyone votes on everything? That actually sounds awesome.

The people who don’t want it are probably the people most capable and worthy. I look forward to your filing as a candidate! 😀

This comment made me realize I have a religious obligation to run for office. And then if I win to not do the job at all.

The major problem, one of the major problems, for there are several, with governing people is that of who you get to do it. Or, rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: It is a well known and much lamented fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.

To summarize the summary: Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

• Douglas Adams

And yet the Republicans have taken over the entire government.

Maybe people don't care about politicans lying. Maybe they expect it.

Maybe the Democrats are playing chess and the Republicans are strutting around and shitting on the board.

I'm so sick of people pointing out Republican hypocrisy like they give a damn about it.

The Democrats have had power for four goddamn months over my entire life. Maybe they should start lying and cheating so they can actually win a goddamn election.

And yet when he was recalled to Moscow after the fall of the Berlin Wall he brought back a washing machine because he couldn't get one back home.

Dude started at the bottom and now he's here. Game recognize game.

Counterpoint: Fetterman.

Dude had a stroke and stuck his tongue up Trump's asshole. Even if they pass the sanity test they could have some kind of traumatic brain injury that makes them jerks.

Plus I consider all humans to be psychotic apes who I wouldn't trust as far as I can throw them. Including myself.

Or maybe we don't vest so much power into a single psychotic ape. Maybe we have three presidents and they all have to agree before something happens, like the computers on the space shuttle

I’m over 40 and I’m also rocking armpit length hair. Boomers don’t give me a hard time because I can fix their computers.

Putin wrote the book on this and it’s playing out page by page.

Just to be fair: Only women can be elected president for the next 47 presidents.