Zorsith

joined 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

It's crazy to me that fireworks can even be shipped to California, let alone actually used in-state, with how many wildfires they've caused. I genuinely would not trust people with them at this point

And i don't mean "mailed" or "trucked", I mean "turn that ship north and go the long way fuckers, not in this port" shipped.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

I've seen some exceptionally stupid people roll coal while going out the gate at a military base, it's absurd.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder how hard it would be to modify a Hearse into an open bed?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

You'll huff those paint fumes and ENJOY IT, damn it!! /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

I wonder how many people will get fired over a keyword based alarm for the words "kill" and "child" in the same sentence in an LLM. It's probably not going to be 0...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You get a good noodle star! (Mildly disappointed your profile picture isn't rayquaza; if it is i have poor signal at work to blame for not seeing it)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

I'm kinda into the "cruel and unusual" punishment of giving them their own medicine, literally. Make them drooling messes of human beings and put them on display.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

~~SYN/ACK~~ ME/OW

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What does God need with a starship?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Bogging down federal courts is a benefit to conservatives. It means their shitty laws can continue to take effect for longer while they wait for the court to get to them.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Texas state government attempts to annex Mexico out of nowhere, fails miserably, and is subsequently taken back by mexico.

Canada makes an over-land/ice/ocean bridge and invades Russia with cavalry.

Somehow, Palpatine returns.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

What? The thing that literally everyone warned about in regards to requiring ID verification happened!?! WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?!

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