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Your body doesn’t heal itself. Cuts need stitches that must be permanent. Bones need to be screwed together even if just cracked. How you doing?

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[–] toiletobserver 46 points 11 months ago

D-E-D, dead.

[–] HowManyNimons 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yep. RIP 13-year-old me getting my first menstrual period. But probably died long before that after first needle prick.

[–] xantoxis 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If you've ever broken a bone, just assume you'd be dead of infection.

Actually let's take this further: multicellular life wouldn't exist. Life wouldn't exist. Cell division requires both cells to heal themselves. This is a silly question.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Very very very dead. The first cut you get would cause you to bleed out and die. It would be a miracle to survive to one year old

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

People think that the immune system is like this pinpoint accurate machine that kills invaders. In reality, it is more like a carpet bomber that functions under the principle that we can heal and viruses/bacteria cannot. Inflammation is basically your body carpet bombing and healing.

We would also not be able to build muscle mass as the repair of microtears is what leads to hypertrophy.

So we would all be dead. Healing if fundamental to life.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

I'm not the first born child, I likely would not be alive

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does "heal itself" include immune responses? Like, could you recover from a cold on your own or would you need anti virals?

[–] DBT 2 points 11 months ago

No. Purely physical. I should’ve clarified that.

[–] MrJameGumb 13 points 11 months ago

Probably everyone would die from common illnesses in childhood

[–] crystalmerchant 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everyone in the world is dead next question

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I'd be very dead.

[–] jacktherippah 11 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like the sort of question someone under 30 asks

[–] DBT 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Most decent people tend to learn to keep their rude comments to themselves as they age, so the same could be said about your comment.

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[–] BradleyUffner 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Add immortality and you've got Elantris.

[–] feedum_sneedson 3 points 11 months ago

I give Brandon Sanderson a hard time for being a bit shit, but I enjoyed the premise of this book.

[–] Travesty 2 points 11 months ago

Always felt like the immortality was extraneous. Everyone gonna choose the fire after a couple months of no healing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

HVAC tech. My hands would be banana peels.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Have you ever read the book Elantris? It sounds very not fun.

[–] toasteecup 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Super dead. I would not have survived my teens.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

so not just a little dead?

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[–] Pheonixdeath 6 points 11 months ago

In the last year alone I pulled a siatic nerve.... Burned my stomach (small scar) and broke the left most bone in my left foot in 3 places and barely dodged surgery as it is... So not great?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is just too unrealistic. I mean, some people actually suffer from conditions where they have a really hard time healing wounds, like lack of plackettes. And some people bruse extremely easily. But if you were unable to heal at all, you would be long gone. Kids get scratches all the time, and even one scratch would lead to an infection that would overwhelm you immune system.

[–] FiskFisk33 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

just accounting for all mosquito bites ive ever had i'd probably have bled to death long ago

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have spent time lifting weights in the gym, every muscle in my body would be soup.

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[–] whostosay 5 points 11 months ago

I'd be alright

[–] jecht360 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've torn ligaments in my ankles. Tons of large cuts and gashes. I broke three ribs in 2022. I wouldn't be doing too great.

[–] DBT 2 points 11 months ago

Broken ribs even with the self healing and medical aid can make life pretty rough.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] Siethron 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have you read Elantris?

Covers this pretty well.

[–] DBT 3 points 11 months ago

I have not, but I will. Thanks.

[–] RememberTheApollo 4 points 11 months ago

Absurd.

Every one of us a) wouldn’t have come into existence, because birth is a trauma with plenty of bleeding and potential for infection on both sides, and b) you’d die from your first infection or bleed out from your first cut.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Died as an infant from anything

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, given I have a bunch of injuries that never healed, I’d say I’m doing alright considering.

Being a young person who hasn’t had one of these yet, you should be aware that older people don’t heal as well as younger people.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

When I was 4 or 5 my 300 pound dad fell on me on the street.
Not well.

I basically still have a broken nose since then. The bone is blocking my left nostril for the most part. When I was at the hospital, none of the doctors noticed my broken nose. I did however need to get X-Ray or CT scan (I don't remember which one it was) done urgently. The "urgently" took a month. "Oh, look, your nose was broken. You'll be able to get plastic surgery at 18 for free, since it limits your breathing."

Anyway, I'd still have bleeding face scraped from the asphalt. Perhaps even broken rib(s). It's not unlikely for that to happen in such case, and it's not like anyone would notice.

But this seems to be nothing special.
My dad broke his knee, called an ambulance, they took him to the ER. Then they took an X-Ray of his knee, someone just told him "It's not broken. Go to checkup in a week." He also had to get home somehow, on his own.
Well, anyway, he went to that doctor for the "Checkup" right next day. He looked at the X-Ray, said it's very obviously broken and will need a surgery.

He also had some problem with his spine, took over 10 years for anyone to look at it, at which point it was late. Now his left leg is basically paralyzed and he's on strong drugs.

My grandma had a badly done amputation, it kept bleeding and oozing pus. She also had some infusions recommended, but the doc who recommended those said she'll need approval from GP. But the GP would have to visit her at home as transporting her would be too risky. Response from GP? "Not worth it, she'll die soon anyway."


Anyway, this kinda turned into rant. At the very least my whole mouth would be bleeding as I keep accidentally biting my cheeks and tongue.

[–] DBT 2 points 11 months ago

Makes you think a bit about how things are. Solid rant 10/10.

[–] Death_Equity 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Anime character villian looks.

I guess circumcisions wouldn't be a thing, so that would be nice; or they would still be done and male genital mutilation would be more unfortunate.

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[–] TheInsane42 2 points 11 months ago

I ould have been dead for more then half a century. I wouldn't have survived my 1st year.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'd be deaf, lame and have multiple missing fingers and toes.

Ran through a bunch of busted glass as a kid with bare feet, plus a bike accident.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

ask old people in their 90's

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Not great! I guess I'd be forever bed-ridden with a giant surgical cut across my chest from armpit to armpit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I already have screws, bolts, and rods in me. I'd probably have thousands of staples and/or stitches. No healing means no scarring, so there may be some benefits in other ways.

[–] KpntAutismus 2 points 11 months ago

cut myself on a glass desk near my wrist once. bled like hell but it healed by itself. i do live in europe, but my dad thought it wasn't neccesary.

so yeah, i'd be pretty much not alive. other than the occasional cut on my hands, that's probably my worst injury.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I think that's just what diabetic patient have to deal with, wound that never heal will get infection sooner or later. So i'll just die from paper cut.

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