LemmyKnowsBest

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Will you pay for satellite features? in c/android
[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest 3 points 3 days ago

oh good, if this technology is on the horizon, I will continue to resist the urge to establish starlink service. I will wait until my android phone has this built in.

no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife ๐Ÿ˜ก in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.

Styx has few original members. Lynyrd Skynyrd has โ€ฆ none? When is a band still a band? in c/art
[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 3 days ago

That soup is going to develop bacteria and make everyone ill.

No joke, it's probably a fair analogy for replacing band members after the original band members have all died over the past 50 years.

23 July 1987 in c/calvinandhobbes
[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest 25 points 3 days ago

Bill Watterson is a bright man.

Terrifying sentence in c/microblogmemes
[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want to know whose idea it was to paint bold whimsical colors on a person's face in the first place? Like who thought that was a good idea, and what was the effect they were going for?

First Christmas display of the year... in July in c/mildlyinfuriating
[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The thing with old frugal people is they would buy Christmas cards after Christmas when the Christmas cards are on sale so they would save money for sending out Christmas card the next year. That is the best scenario for buying Christmas things out of season.

Is this image generated by AI? in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It must be ai because all humans know we were born to be capitalist slaves. Not enjoy nature and wear pretty dresses and fall in love. Doing any of those three things would interfere with our ability to be capitalist slaves.

Good question in c/atheistmemes
[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Was the angle acute? Or was the angle obtuse?

Live laugh pillage. in c/microblogmemes
[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thinkpads

pi zeros

manga/anime

interesting what you'd consider to be necessities in an apocalyptic situation

That was where we used to sleep in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest 5 points 3 days ago

Something tells you that you've got to get away from here

Good question in c/atheistmemes
[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest 6 points 3 days ago (4 children)

"The angel came in unto her."

Interpret that as you will.

  1. The angel came through the door and into her abode?

  2. Or the angel CAME into her vagina?

Bacon tho in c/[email protected]
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Are ProtonVPN and ProtonMail two separate things? or if I'm subscribed to proton VPN can I get a proton email address along with it? or do I have to pay for them separately? (self.protonvpn)
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vehicle security system (self.houseless)
 

Living in a vehicle the last few years has helped me save & keep all the money I would've otherwise paid to a landlord. So I can afford a security system now, and urgently need one because people are starting to catch onto my patterns and hover around my vehicle like vultures. Please tell me the best security system you know of. I am not savvy with electronics and gadgets, and I never will be. So I need someone to tell me.

I'm thinking of a fuel kill switch or battery kill switch or whatever that thing is;

I'm thinking of camera system that I can monitor with my smartphone from wherever I am, etc

I'm thinking keeping several air tags all around my vehicle, in pockets of clothing, and in bags, and under my mattress (can I use Apple air tags if I don't own any apple devices??, I run on Samsung and Lenovo and Linux);

Please tell me where to get these things, what the best brands are of fuel/battery kill switches, camera monitoring system

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Sincere question: So are you telling me everything I do on my network is 100% secure now? (self.protonvpn)
 

I tried proton in 2019. My life fell apart for a few years but now I've come back to proton again.

So is everything I do on my network 100% secure now? Sincere question. I am not a computer expert. Please tell me.

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DAE refuse to use the word "biweekly" because it has two different definitions? (self.doesanybodyelse)
 

Just say what you mean:

"every 2 weeks," or

"twice a week."

Pick the one you mean.

Because unfortunately "biweekly" can mean either of those things, which kinda makes the word useless.

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Giant sky hands about to snatch & grab these people (lemmy.world)
 
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I found this creepy mysterious calendar entry on my smartphone (lemmy.world)
 

I entered Experian into my calendar.

But I did NOT enter that weird emoji gibberish: dead roses, coffin, skull, cute puppies, happy faces, circus? What the heck is this

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Hey guys, I found him. (lemmy.world)
 
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I'm connected to my new hotspot. What does this number 6 mean? This is the first time I've ever seen a number associated with any Wi-Fi notification. (lemmy.world)
 
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You can rent sunscreen from Redboxes now (self.lemmyshitpost)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by LemmyKnowsBest to c/lemmyshitpost
4 comments fedilink
 

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DAE notice Microsoft Outlook emails take HOURS or DAYS to arrive in your inbox? Or is it just me? (self.microsoft)
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In USA, do unemployment benefits last 6 weeks? Or 6 months? (self.nostupidquestions)
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Getting a new SIM card, switching ISPs, how can I ensure to keep my previous old phone number that Verizon assigned me 7 years ago? (self.nostupidquestions)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by LemmyKnowsBest to c/[email protected]
6 comments fedilink
 

This month I can finally leave my extortionate Verizon contract, I'm getting a new SIM card to get service with another ISP, now how can I ensure to keep my previous old phone number that Verizon assigned me 7 years ago?

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