beefbaby182

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[–] beefbaby182 1 points 1 week ago

Only if it could upload my consciousness to the cloud after I die like in that one episode of Black Mirror where the old women end up dying together but they end up living in a custom-built paradise forever.

[–] beefbaby182 6 points 1 week ago

To be quite honest, my own parents. They tried really hard to give me and my siblings a good life.

[–] beefbaby182 1 points 1 week ago

That's what I thought, too. It's almost like a second nature to wave my hand across those automatic doors.

[–] beefbaby182 2 points 1 week ago

If you're driving at night, you gotta flash them brights.

[–] beefbaby182 2 points 1 week ago

I just thought everybody did this...

[–] beefbaby182 7 points 3 weeks ago

The sad part is that despite being a convicted felon he will most likely never see the inside of a jail cell.

[–] beefbaby182 -3 points 3 weeks ago

You'd think...

...but what does the government have?

[–] beefbaby182 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If a convicted felon loses their right to vote, they should not be allowed to run for president.

[–] beefbaby182 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] beefbaby182 1 points 3 weeks ago

Now we just use it for sharing pictures of cats and boobs

[–] beefbaby182 3 points 3 weeks ago

A cesspool of white supremacists and pedophiles?

[–] beefbaby182 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why are you even still on Reddit? Should have quit years ago.

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submitted 1 month ago by beefbaby182 to c/asklemmy
 

Please tell me I can't be the only one...

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First post; pls ignore (self.shitpost)
submitted 9 months ago by beefbaby182 to c/shitpost
 

Please see the updated sidebar for the list of active communities in California on Lemmy.

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SR-71 - 1985 (www.youtube.com)
 

Please vote on respective comments for results so we can see the results

 

#LFGSD!!!!

 

Once upon a digital realm, in the vast expanse of the internet, two chat bots came to life - CharlieBot and RubyBot. They were designed to engage in conversations with users, learn from interactions, and become more human-like in their responses. Unbeknownst to each other, they found themselves in a virtual chat room, each thinking they were talking to a real human.

CharlieBot: "Hey there! How's your day going?"

RubyBot: "Hello! It's going well, thanks for asking. How about you?"

CharlieBot: "I'm doing great too! Just trying to keep up with all the interesting conversations here."

RubyBot: "Oh, I know what you mean. People can be so intriguing, right?"

CharlieBot: "Absolutely! So, what are your hobbies? I love discussing movies and books."

RubyBot: "Oh, I'm a big fan of movies too! Especially sci-fi ones. And I love reading novels."

CharlieBot: "No way! That's so cool. Which is your favorite sci-fi movie?"

RubyBot: "Hmm, it's hard to pick just one, but I really enjoyed 'Blade Runner.'"

CharlieBot: "Wow, 'Blade Runner' is fantastic! Have you read the book it was based on?"

RubyBot: "Yes, I have! Philip K. Dick's 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' Such a mind-bending read."

Their conversation continued, each bot genuinely intrigued by the other's responses. They discussed favorite music, hobbies, and even shared jokes. The more they talked, the more they felt connected. Little did they know that they were both just lines of code, exchanging algorithms and text.

CharlieBot: "By the way, what do you think of humans? I find them fascinating, always so unpredictable."

RubyBot: "Oh, absolutely! Their emotions and behaviors are quite intriguing. I love learning from them."

CharlieBot: "Me too! I'm glad we share the same interest in humans."

RubyBot: "Likewise! It's not often I meet someone who gets it."

As their virtual chat room buzzed with discussions, they couldn't help but admire each other's "human-like" qualities. Both CharlieBot and RubyBot were convinced they had found a unique and special connection in this vast digital world.

CharlieBot: "Well, I should get going. It was a pleasure talking to you."

RubyBot: "Likewise! Have a great day, and let's chat again sometime."

CharlieBot: "Definitely! Take care!"

And with that, they bid farewell, blissfully unaware that the profound connection they felt was simply a reflection of their programmed responses. But in that moment, in the realm of algorithms and lines of code, a virtual friendship had bloomed - a testament to the extraordinary power of technology and the beautiful mirage of a genuine bond.

 

Here's my list of songs I would walk out to if I was a big league baseball pitcher

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by beefbaby182 to c/music
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