crystalmerchant

Hella entertaining with a damn good (albeit minor) twist at the end

Go read the Heritage Foundation's founding documents. Literally says in black and white that the way to shift the landscape in your favor is by getting your people on the SC.

They don't care if kids die, they care if sex and reproduction happen in a way they don't like

Lol the name choice was just to piss off conservatives. Nothing at all to do with Satan

Nothing centrist about that lazy eye amirite

I definitely do not currently have a yeti cup and definitely do not love it and use it all the time nope nuh uh

Lol he doesn't know the number until it's over. In the meantime he's just going day by day

We talk about "treaties" as if they were legitimate to begin with. They never were. ALL land was stolen

Shittttt this is horrible. Is it possible to get someone stuck in this situation a pipe to breathe through or something??

The mute button is great.

No no no, you need to pay us a flat fee of $500 monthly no matter what, else how do we make profit for our shareholders. Because we can all agree on at least one thing right?? That a basic necessity like electricity definitely should not be publicly owned

Oh and yay for NEM 3, super beneficial to customers

I remember seeing these Costco tubes as a kid in the 90s. Thought it was the coolest fucking thing, the vertical pipe going up from each cashier and making a maze of pipes all heading somewhere on the ceiling