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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I feel bad for her - because that’s got to be dementia or something - but she shouldn’t be driving.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

probably just booze and pills

[–] [email protected] 123 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Doesn't understand rotation of an object. Drives a cubic ton of metal on wheels in the streets.

[–] dingus 42 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My only thought as to why this could occur is that either the person is intoxicated or has some sort of cognitive issue like dementia OR that it was deliberately done as a sketch to make a viral video. The former are scary to think about. I can understand a "normal" person making this mistake once or twice, but the fact that it's continuous and repeated would lead toward impairment.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I immediately thought this is a person on opiates.

Source: saw my mother do this when I was young.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 12 points 4 days ago (19 children)

Drives a cubic ton of metal

What’s a cubic ton?

Is that like making the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This person should not be allowed to operate a vehicle ever

[–] Randelung 41 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I've been practicing driving with a person who shouldn't drive. She has no feeling for the car, i. e. doesn't understand how you would correct your position, drive in reverse etc., and it feels like she's asleep with her eyes open. Imo driving is a constant stream of decisions and she just doesn't make any. "Why are we driving here?" - "I've been looking for somewhere to turn around." - "We're passing suitable locations every 3 seconds and you're going 50." - "I can't decide in time which to use."

She's afraid to go the speed limit, highways are off limits. The other day she just straight up drove out into an intersection from a yield side without breaking and stopped in the middle. I warned her it was coming, there were signs and everything. She doesn't know the speed limit when it's always very clearly signed. She doesn't read directions and can't navigate by herself; "if I say nothing, go straight, or right if straight is not an option" is forgotten after 5 minutes. She's been driving with an instructor (which I am not) for 20 lessons and we've gone at least ten times, too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Having a society that's designed so everyone has to drive is absurd.

[–] Jamablaya 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean sometimes you just have to admit someone is dumb or has a specific deficiency and move on.

[–] kofe 2 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure I have some deficiencies, but I'm lucky I got to learn pretty young on a farm. I'm torn between wanting to advocate kids have access to like go kart tracks at school vs funding more public transit and walkable communities, as someone else said. Both would be dope tho

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

No spatial awareness. Absolutely none.

[–] [email protected] 120 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The fact that someone that stupid is allowed to drive.

[–] brap 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And too stupid to realise the hoses are designed to reach the other side of the car here too.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't know about where you live, but very few stations where I am have hoses long enough to do this. I think costco pumps are the only ones I've seen that are long enough.

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[–] ikidd 1 points 2 days ago

She's just going to drive away with it anyway.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 58 points 4 days ago (1 children)

People like this are why I support walkable communities and convenient, free mass transit.

[–] some_random_nick 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We should strive for the least common denominator :-/

[–] Cort 8 points 4 days ago (4 children)

When it comes to accessibility, yes

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago

Some people were never meant to operate machinery of any kind, much less machines physically larger than they are.

Like, don’t even let this person touch a lawnmower.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Protip look at fuel gage you'll see a symbol telling you which side ◀️⛽ Sadly modern technology can only take us so far

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Not in every car though. My car doesn't have this. (Opel Meriva A)

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[–] Odo 29 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Am I the only one who did pump fuel perfectly fine from the "wrong side"?

Usually the hose is long enough to do it safely as long as the car is not too behind the pump.

[–] grue 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In the Miata community, it's called "Doing The Thing."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Meanwhile Triumph TR4 is like, "What do you mean which side?"

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (9 children)

LOL I was ready to defend the driver, having pulled in on the wrong side of the pump once or twice. I drive different cars, and while most have it on the driver's side, one vehicle I drive regularly has it on the opposite side, so I have occasionally made the mistake.

But then I corrected it by turning the car around and pulling into the pump on the correct side...

[–] cheeselover 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

on the dashboard, there is an arrow next to the fuel icon. It shows which side to fill.

[–] humorlessrepost 12 points 3 days ago

But every time I pull around to the other side, the arrow keeps pointing away from the pumps!

[–] kofe 1 points 2 days ago

On some models yeah. I've had cars that didn't

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[–] shalafi 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I was doing Y2K updates for Quik Trip and these clerks had me crying over a story about a drunk guy doing this. The shit convenience store clerks see, Jesus those guys were funny.

[–] postnataldrip 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's no sound but all I can hear is Yakety Sax

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[–] MeatPilot 22 points 4 days ago

The legends say she is still circling the pump to this day.

[–] FelixCress 23 points 4 days ago

Like a slapstick comedy 😂

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Do you know what the definition of insanity is?

[–] random_character_a 18 points 4 days ago

I have met people who have zero ability for 3D visualisation. I'm thinking this is one of those cases, plus a small panic after the second try.

[–] SlopppyEngineer 15 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

The fact that they probably filled their car up with fuel before and then goes and does this is beyond my comprehension

[–] serpineslair 11 points 4 days ago

At one point I thought the video had looped.

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