MeatPilot

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Everyday I wake up to a new atrocity I have to verify.

No one on there deathbed will say they wish they worked harder. They will regret all the other moments they missed because they were working too much.

Time is more than just money, it's your life.

The biggest reason to knock off working on vacation or after hours is that it creates a false expectation on the the workload. If you can't get it done during regular office hours, than that means your company needs more people or a process improvement.

If you are working these extra untracked hours, you are the problem. If you get rewarded for doing so, your company is toxic and will only expect more as you move up the ladder.

"Hello? I'd like to tell you about our lord and savior ~~jesus christ~~ satan."

Easy way to make line go up.

White Crocs with brown/black stains all over

Good boy

It's 1999, outside a theater there is a hairy middle-aged blob of flesh screaming at the sky.

This meme is so old now it's starting to get sun fading and the ink is wearing off.