random_character_a

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[–] random_character_a 2 points 2 hours ago

You like naps? Because with lunch like that is be what you'll have.

[–] random_character_a 1 points 20 hours ago

Use cadavers for moist egg incubation due to numerous aquatic predators in closed environment with limited bodies of water?

That would require land scavengers to be quite rare.

If there were numerous frogs, payload delivery would only need few successful splat-and-runs and then just wait.

There would also have to be local hairless naked prey animals with big enough body cavities.

[–] random_character_a 1 points 1 day ago

Probably for porn and "artistic" titty magazines, so Mar-a-Lago basement.

[–] random_character_a 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

...and the rainforest frogs that excrete nerve toxins from their skin would jump on your exposed skin and try to paralyse you.

You only hear dozen little feet going plat plat plat SPLAT.

...after that you just helplessly stare at the sky till your lungs cease to function.

We only need a lab studying frogs and we have a movie.

[–] random_character_a 4 points 1 day ago

In Finland we have this saying "voiko vitutukseen kuolla?"

[–] random_character_a 3 points 2 days ago

There's a new contender to the "weird shit from Finland" scene

Finnish Cabin Mayhem

[–] random_character_a 8 points 3 days ago

Every time I start a new game in Zomboid.

[–] random_character_a 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Definitely not a problem, if this company has your data /s

[–] random_character_a 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's so obscene I'm willing to trow some money at it.

[–] random_character_a 3 points 3 days ago

Poor can work at the Mar-a-Lago for food or die in a gutter. That's the American way.

[–] random_character_a 1 points 4 days ago

It was probably designed by a child like robot-man who feeds on your personal data, because if any graphic design company suggested that for my social media platform, I'd immediately kick them to the curb and blacklist them.

 

Lets say you get abducted by aliens.

They inform you that they want to make contact with human individuals, not the entire humanity. They have a limited telepathy and can "scan" for human mental traits like spiritualistic / non-spiritualistic, artistic / non-artistic, introverted / extroverted, anxious / chill, low / med / high IQ, technology oriented, business savvy, mathematically gifted, socially gifted, scientific, etc.

They want you to define traits that would make encounters go smoothly and be representative of humans.

Without knowing anything about those aliens or their interests. What is your answer?

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