random_character_a

joined 2 years ago
[–] random_character_a 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Not old and sickly enough. That's Conan O'Brien.

[–] random_character_a 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

He doesn't have time to play games because he's running all over the place with goalposts.

[–] random_character_a 9 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Approaching 50

[–] random_character_a 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump fucking it up in...3...2...1...

[–] random_character_a 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Like Trump has said before, only he matters.

[–] random_character_a 37 points 1 day ago (6 children)

My parents work ethics are very early 1900's. Be positive, be consructive, be thankful, never say anything negative, always do 110%, be humble in every situation, no mater what happens.

I get a small satisfaction, when I tell my father that I refused a promotion, because the position was a bullshit and a trashcan of unpleasantness, or that I resigned because the workplace atmosphere was not healthy. His face is always worth it.

[–] random_character_a 2 points 2 days ago

For Trump Zelensky was there to kiss the ring and be humiliated in light mental BDSM session to please Trumps kingly ego.

I don't think Zelensky was planning to sign anything, but was still there with a hope.

[–] random_character_a 46 points 2 days ago

I think most of the world would like to send Zelensky a fruit basket with a shit load of long range cruise missiles and FPV drones.

[–] random_character_a 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is new thing in UK?

[–] random_character_a 1 points 2 days ago

More like personel head count optimations.

[–] random_character_a 2 points 2 days ago

They will be removed from your future citizen score.

It will probably cost you your spot in elderly care home. Instead you are rolled to a remove seashore to contemplate your life with nice diet of random bugs that fly in your mouth. Force labour refugees will later collect your seagull pecked corpse to disposal.

[–] random_character_a 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trumps looks older picture by picture. Musk sucking the life out of him?

 

Lets say you get abducted by aliens.

They inform you that they want to make contact with human individuals, not the entire humanity. They have a limited telepathy and can "scan" for human mental traits like spiritualistic / non-spiritualistic, artistic / non-artistic, introverted / extroverted, anxious / chill, low / med / high IQ, technology oriented, business savvy, mathematically gifted, socially gifted, scientific, etc.

They want you to define traits that would make encounters go smoothly and be representative of humans.

Without knowing anything about those aliens or their interests. What is your answer?

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