Cort

joined 1 year ago
[–] Cort 6 points 13 hours ago

Flying spaghetti monster

[–] Cort 5 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

The equipment required to fuse glass fiber to connectors is still slightly more expensive than a set of crimp tools. Really cool machine though

[–] Cort 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I've frequently seen a couple of people with recumbent hand bikes on one of the popular trails near me. They're decently fast with the reduced air resistance, but road crossings are a bit of a hassle when you aren't tall enough to be seen by an f450

[–] Cort 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol, I didn't say he worked out, just that he took the steroids. Probably thinking they'd do all the work for him.

Though your theory seems to have some merit.

[–] Cort 22 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Maybe that's what this is. Like calling a fat guy slim, or a tall guy tiny. Maybe he's used to many steroids and actually shrunk his balls

[–] Cort 1 points 2 days ago

Ah, is this during the dancing bear period?

[–] Cort 40 points 2 days ago (4 children)

If you manufactured the software then your engineers understand it

Ah I see the misunderstanding, the engineers were sacked after they finished writing the code.

[–] Cort 1 points 2 days ago
[–] Cort 14 points 3 days ago

Fly you fools!

[–] Cort 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Cort 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What are the chances of seeing Liz only wearing her truss?

[–] Cort 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Meanwhile in Florida, they're starting surprise congestion pricing based on demand in the moment on I-4. Someone something, market forces, supply side Jesus, long live the king?

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