humorlessrepost

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[–] humorlessrepost 1 points 11 hours ago

I was worried that I had forgotten the art of dating

Peepee go in vajayjay. You’ve got this.

[–] humorlessrepost 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

How did it go?

[–] humorlessrepost 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Matt Groening is a time traveler confirmed.

Alternatively, we’re living in one of his shows, and he wrote himself into it. It’s made in our future, when side characters’ lives are AI generated to save money on writers.

[–] humorlessrepost 1 points 2 days ago

Even the bad ones can have redeeming quality

Zardoz

[–] humorlessrepost 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If [the government] don’t get you, [the corporations] will

They’re the same picture.

[–] humorlessrepost 7 points 2 days ago

Why would they mind the deaths of Creeper Entity Objects?

[–] humorlessrepost 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Screw that, I want them to work like Earth: Final Conflict. Don’t fold, roll up into a handle that also contains the camera and other non-screen bits. No crease if it never creases.

It even had portrait and landscape modes based on how much of it you pulled out. Portrait mode shown above.

[–] humorlessrepost 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

What other companies have unique optionally-registered serial numbers for warranties? My lawn maintenance equipment (Ego), my luggage (Briggs and Riley), and my wine glasses (Waterford), off the top of my head. It’s not uncommon, and, again, optional.

[–] humorlessrepost 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I always knew you were a flock of pigeons in a trenchcoat!

[–] humorlessrepost 8 points 5 days ago

Nobody can hear your boner in space either

[–] humorlessrepost 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He doesn’t mean the denizens of Loompaland either. They’re the good Africans.

 
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