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[–] DillyDaily 9 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

And this is why I loved being a community education teacher.

I get to decide where we're going for an excursion/field trip. I choose which activities we do. I not only get to participate but I'm expected to actively get involved to encourage my students. I get paid to do it.

I'm literally living the dream.

I had a student ask "what's the big red building on [Street]" and enough students were curious that we spent 20 minutes talking about the building. It's the pipeworks and gas mains museum and I've wanted to visit for years but never had time or justification for the adult entry fee ....so you bet we took a field trip the following week!

(another upside to community ed, we can plan and initiate a field trip on 20 minutes notice. Last week the toilets in the classroom started spilling over and we couldn't physically be in the building, but class had just started, so we grabbed our bags, I grabbed the field trip kit, and we walked to the train and went to the beach. "Change of plans, maths class is cancelled, we're doing environmental science today, who's ready to learn about coastal ecosystems")

A few staff members and I have joked that we'd save so much money just ditching our school building entirely and literally every class is a field trip. Field trips are some of the most fun, most engaging, and honestly sometimes the most effective ways to learn something. Place based learning and hands on learning utilises a different part of our developmental skills compared to classroom based learning, as well as community engagement and life skills developed from getting out into the community and learning how the world works.

But the way America does excursions and field trips is odd to me, because they're often expensive and you get a chartered bus and it's a curated experience. Vs Australian community ed where a field trip is often "walking to the local train station to talk to the station staff and learn about the ticketing system" it's free and is like 40 minutes out of our class then we walk back to school and you do several things like that a week.

[–] Rooty 2 points 9 minutes ago

Yes, kids tend to learn better when they're not chained to their desks in a Taylorist torture chamber. Thanks for being a great teacher.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 24 minutes ago

My dude, my elementary school principal was afraid of busses. Every time a teacher would take their class on a field trip (about once every other year) they'd get fired for some bullshit reason. No, we got to sit quietly in assemblies. Far more educational that way, right?

[–] randon31415 3 points 3 hours ago

There use to be this thing called "vacation".

Now, even if you could get vacation days without people calling you for work stuff, people would rather catch back up on sleep or shows in a "staycation" then travel to an old mill.

[–] Maggoty 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I'm sorry that's the platinum life experience. It's only available to those born in the right zip codes and the right families. It says so right in the 28th verse of the Star Spangled Banner, our unofficial social contract of America.

[–] blazeknave 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That's why I chaperon every trip as recently as today.

[–] MutilationWave 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Do you have to use PTO, or do they just let you have the day? Do they pay you for the day without having to use PTO? That sounds awesome. I would be signing up even though I don't have kids.

[–] Crashumbc 7 points 5 hours ago

Not OP, but they almost certainly have to use PTO at least in US.

Many places you didn't even get off for Jury Duty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"Pay you without having to use PTO?'

Ha.

Look, when I found out that Europeans get a thing called "holiday " that isn't two or three days in a row, I was almost ready to riot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

In Canada I get 8 weeks vacation plus unlimited sick days plus 1-2 weeks at Christmas

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

One of the things that wasn't too high up on my complaints but I have the opportunity to complain now about: I had a serious plan ready to apply to immigrate to Canada. I'm in Software, I was learning French, financially sound and healthier.

Then my ex wife fucks a dude I don't know and of course we already have a kid. No more going to Canadia.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

What were you planning do in Canada? I'm only lucky to be where I am thanks to a lot of generational wealth and family connections which gave me an edge over most people.

Most newcomers to Canada really struggle and often don't make it.

Sorry to hear about your ex bro. Going through a divorce myself right now, thankfully no kids.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

My employer has their own power plant and gardens and I got to go on a "field trip" to both of those places and yeah, it was pretty dope. They sent out an invite asking the department if we wanted to go check out these places, so I signed up figuring it would be a good networking opportunity. It was, I connected with a bunch of people. Plus i got to see the inside of a power plant, how cool is that? More employers should do this.

[–] dejected_warp_core 34 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

We have those! They're called: "conferences" and "trade shows". Some business sectors hold them in places like Las Vegas.

[–] chiliedogg 6 points 9 hours ago

I went to one in Orlando one time.

I don't remember what the conference was even for, but I sure as shit remember scuba diving in the Aquarium at Epcot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

Yep. Conventioneering! Except you get to learn about talc processing and talk to sales reps who are really big into talc processing.

[–] ikidd 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Tell us more about talc processing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm under a series of non-disclosure agreements that serve to protect Big Talc. I can disclose that step one is to dig it out of the ground. The rest is processing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

You know, I sort of guessed where you were going when you mentioned NDAs, and I was still caught off guard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Seriously you can't just leave me like that!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

You can arrange stuff like that and I can only recommend it.

My friends and I made a "guild" back when we were younger. As we were all young at the time, our original written rules were mostly about drinking and securing the dates in our calendars for drinking. As we grew older, it's less about drinking, but more about keeping dates free in the calendar on which we are excused from our families. So we meet up a couple of times a year in weekends with no obligations from other stuff. It's litteraly just agreeing to pull a day out of the calendar in a weekend. We don't get complaints from the wives either, because they also have their bi-annual trips for their respective groups, or they enjoy a day without the husband for whatever reason. Actually it doesn't matter if someone is married or not, it's just the idea of putting a day in the calendar for no other reason that being the "guild meeting" and everyone around accepting it.

So.. ar first we had a lot of fun doing the kind of stuff that dudes do (riding motors, shooting guns and daring to run naked etc.), but eventually we got sick of hang overs, bruises and wasting time, so we try make at least one "serious" event before getting to the drinks now. Sometimes we go on company tours. Maybe someone got hired somewhere and wants to show off, or they have a hobby to show. Sometimes we just arrange for someone to show us around interesting stuff. Some things do cost money,but more often they're happy to showcase their stuff. Doesn't matter to me. We're here to learn, experience and understand all stuff that we wouldn't ordinarily get to see.

Through this self-made "guild" we have been to places that are not accessible without invitations. Some might call it "networking", but I mean, honestly, that's not what we are doing. Sure, I learn stuff from these companies and we get a connection, and I would be more inclined to choose them for future references, but we are doing this entirely because we can't drink from noon to midnight anymore.

Advertisement: I'd gladly volunteer my guild for testing company showcasing and reviews if anyone is willing to have us. We are 4-6 guys willing to watch you work. We won't be initially drunk, unless you serve it to us. We have seen many companies doing the same stuff before, and can provide valuable feedback if you want it.

[–] ikidd 3 points 6 hours ago

I wish to join your guild but I'm already drunk. We good?

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[–] PriorityMotif 53 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Every month or so we have corporate, engineers, sales, customers, whoever come through the plant for a tour. Makes me feel like an oompa loompa.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning 29 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

If only the higher-ups got into dangerous mishaps, followed by you and your coworkers singing a song about what they did wrong.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Oompa-loompa dinkety dorklift...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

You should not have traveled into the Torquerift!

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[–] Dohnuthut 6 points 8 hours ago

I guess I never thought about it, but my job technically does this once/month as we have an off-site day and it usually involves doing things that normally aren't open to the public.

[–] Crackhappy 88 points 15 hours ago (27 children)

Why aren't adult field trips a thing?

[–] [email protected] 86 points 14 hours ago (10 children)

They are. You just have to sign up for them. Nobody’s gonna come drag you out of your comfy chair to do it like they do when you’re a kid.

There are probably twenty places in your city where you can show up and pay $20 for a tour.

If you’re in Denver, for example, you can go to the Coors brewery, or the Art Museum, or the Botanic Gardens, or Buffalo Bill’s grave, or Meow Wolf.

If you want someone to call you at 6 am and order you to call in sick to work because you’re going on a field trip, please let me know and I’ll make a business out of it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

I played hookie a few weeks ago and went down to the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo on a random Tuesday. It was glorious.

Later my middle schooler was looking through Google Photos and went "wait, you and Mom went to the zoo without us?!" Mwahahaha. Get rekt kid.

[–] MutilationWave 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I'm often unsupervised in my work. Sometimes we can work extra hard for a few days and skip a day once we're sure that we're getting done on schedule. We say we were there of course. Got to go to MoMA and New York's Museum of Natural History this way.

Edit- letting your kid look through your Google photos account, pretty brave

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[–] cm0002 65 points 15 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] feedum_sneedson 15 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

I find the inclusion of the word "ass" here extraneous.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 hours ago (10 children)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Hey when I was a kid I loved any chance to escape kid jail.

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[–] tanisnikana 27 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I go on field trips all the time! Take a day of PTO and straight-up go the science museum or the zoo or the Japanese garden alone, but with a packed lunch so it really feels like a field trip.

When you’re an adult, you can do whatever you want*.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Dammit, you're right! I'm inspired and am going to the museum!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

* terms and conditions apply. Travelling, accommodations, tickets, food and planning not included and must be paid separately. Field trips can only been done on non-work days or after applying for PTO. Plans may be cancelled by your SO, kids or employer at will and without prior notice.

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