Crackhappy

I'm pretty sure that it's actually just for your relatives. Reduction in ATC staff, chaos at airports, computer glitches are all built to keep your family out of the US.

You rock.

I'm sorry. When the fuck did we start measuring computers with liters?

It took me 6 hours but I was able to download my hundreds of books and stripped all the DRM. I've also removed my Kindle from my account. I'll be buying a kobo shortly.

Beautiful

I voted the leopards in, but they said they wouldn't eat MY face.

You could also coat their charging ports in oil.

I have a very serious question to ask of you. How does Putin's dick taste? Is it salty?

Well duh. Trump is incapable of meaning anything he says.

Oh look, the illegal immigrant brought in by a felon traitor is destroying the government!

I wish you were right.

At this point, probably McDonalds.