tanisnikana

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TIL Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company in Kyoto, Japan. They made traditional Japanese 'hanafuda' cards and didn't start making video games until the 1970s. in c/til
[–] tanisnikana 4 points 6 hours ago

I still play with Nintendo hanafuda several times a week!

Elon Musk claims X being targeted in 'massive cyberattack' as service goes down in c/news
[–] tanisnikana 22 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

Having a janky wang doesn’t make Musk uncool in and of itself, lots of janky wang-havers are cool.

His insecurity about it, publicly, deprives him of any coolosity he ever could have had.

He is a man without potential or love.

Elon Musk claims X being targeted in 'massive cyberattack' as service goes down in c/news
[–] tanisnikana 93 points 16 hours ago (9 children)

Most of the people involved in that cyberattack are wearing thigh high socks and cat ear headphones, and they’re much cooler than Musk would ever be.

I've finally been Nicoled in c/fediverse
Trump'ϟ Scottish golf course is extensively vandalized in c/aiop
[–] tanisnikana 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Not vandalized enough. Do it again.

Tesla shares have declined every week since Elon Musk went to Washington in c/economy
[–] tanisnikana 6 points 3 days ago

Most of this country has a motive.

Opportunity is the real one.

There’s a continent between me and him, and I’m not wealthy enough to cross it. Plus, I got a good job and stuff to live for. I don’t wanna get v-coded in prison.

So I just hope really hard.

Tesla shares have declined every week since Elon Musk went to Washington in c/economy
[–] tanisnikana 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Guillotine shares rising when?

And by shares I mean blades.

Someone's got their lights far too bright? I angle my rear view mirrors and side mirrors to reflect it away from me and onto them. in c/fuckyourheadlights
[–] tanisnikana 3 points 3 days ago

I just switch to “saved position 2” from “saved position 1”. It’s a single button press. As much work as turning a blinker on, which more people could certainly stand to do.

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Someone's got their lights far too bright? I angle my rear view mirrors and side mirrors to reflect it away from me and onto them. (self.fuckyourheadlights)
Five jailed for far-right plot to overthrow German government in c/politics
[–] tanisnikana 27 points 4 days ago

Moooom, can we get “jailed for far-right plot to overthrow government?”

No, we have “jailed for far right plot to overthrow government” at home.

At home: “far-right plot to overthrow government”

Do tell!!! in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] tanisnikana 7 points 4 days ago

Man, I already don’t do verbs at people. I’m posting this to a website though, and that doesn’t involve people, but if you choose to read it, then I’m delighted. If we have that layer of internet abstraction, then we can do whatever we want?

I’m gonna go outside and touch some grass.

Gavin Newsom Splits With Democrats on Transgender Athletes: ‘It’s Deeply Unfair’ in c/[email protected]
[–] tanisnikana 2 points 4 days ago

Thanks, NYT, you always know just when to publish people shitting on trans people.

And Newsom, I’m disappointed in you.

Here Comes Trump's Privatization of the Social Security Administration in c/politics
[–] tanisnikana 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Every way except tie length!

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There are eight grams of microplastics in your rule. (lemmy.world)
 
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no meme, but please enjoy this turtrule. (lemmy.world)
 
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We are one in 200. (self.mtf)
 

I am one in 200. Someone like me is at every concert, every school, in every workplace. Every town, every street, every neighborhood. Every store, every mall, every park. Every government, every nation, every continent. Me and my people have been here since time unrecorded and we will be here to the end of humanity. We will not be eradicated.

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tabrule (lemmy.world)
 
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cisgendenderitesruleismists (lemmy.world)
 
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forule (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by tanisnikana to c/196
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Terrified. (self.mtf)
 

What even becomes of us now? What recourse do we have?

What’s going to happen to us?

Are we going to die?

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Showed up to the FF7 Rebirth Orchestra Tour in Portland like this! (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by tanisnikana to c/finalfantasy
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I was trying to aim for “modern, present-day white mage,” with all the details that might involve. I got lots of compliments!

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I have stopped trying to pass for cis. Now I just pass for "someone cis people try staunchly and vehemently not to look at," and it's nice. (lemmy.world)
 
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Feeling a bit like crap, shamelessly want support and good vibes. (ibb.co)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by tanisnikana to c/[email protected]
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FAQ:

  1. Why do you feel like crap?
  • Brain chemicals plus time, multiplied by the dysphoria co-efficient.
  1. You'd pass better if you just dressed like people.
  • Look, if I'm not dressed like I'm gonna run up the side of a skyscraper, holding a technosword, during a rainy night, in order to kill a god, is life really worth living?

2a. Just wear a brand somewhere.

  • Nope. Earth symbols and brands and such aren't diegetic to how I want to present myself. I specifically want to look like I don't belong.

2b. That makes you stand out.

  • Fine. As long as I'm read as a girl who's not from here.
  1. Why'd you climb halfway up Mount Hood?
  • Arch-nemesis at the top. Called him and asked me to meet halfway up for a thrilling sword fight cause I'm lazy and it's a compromise. (Seriously though, it was a hike with my wife and I was bitching bilingually going both up and down and it was very difficult to even make it that far.)
  1. Can you play banjo?
  • Nope. I tried though, but the hand doing the strumming is the one that took the most damage from two strokes. Can't even keep a rhythm.
  1. Your shoes aren't matching sometimes.
  • OH SHIT THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT
  1. Kids these days don't even know what Final Fantasy is, really.
  • Don't care, it was super formative to my heart and I'm almost 40.
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Also I mentioned my wife in my solution-unneeded rant post and figured you all needed to see her cause she's pretty. (lemmy.world)
 

We saw The Beths opening for Alvvays last night and it was amazing.

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