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[–] feedum_sneedson 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

I find the inclusion of the word "ass" here extraneous.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Monday Thursday Wednesday Assday Friday Saturday Sunday

[–] ZoopZeZoop 7 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Am I missing something? Why is Thursday after Monday?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Explanation is simple. I don't know English.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 10 points 14 hours ago

Carry on, my friend. Just didn't know if I was missing a joke.

[–] IndiBrony 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

If you want you can always do it in German

Montag

Dienstag

Mittwoch

Donnerstag

Freitag

Samstag

Asstag

Sonntag

[–] jaybone 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] IndiBrony 2 points 13 hours ago

My apologies. I've only been learning German for 3 months. I sometimes mess up the spelling!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I enjoy how Germans were like, "fuck you (W)oden, we're calling it mid-week. We'll keep the rest."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

still better than humpday

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

What calendar do you use where Thursday occurs before Monday in the week?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Because they made a whole ass of it.

[–] jaybone 5 points 13 hours ago

Extraneous ass word.