this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
507 points (97.0% liked)

196

17133 readers
3053 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.


Rule: You must post before you leave.



Other rules

Behavior rules:

Posting rules:

NSFW: NSFW content is permitted but it must be tagged and have content warnings. Anything that doesn't adhere to this will be removed. Content warnings should be added like: [penis], [explicit description of sex]. Non-sexualized breasts of any gender are not considered inappropriate and therefore do not need to be blurred/tagged.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us on our matrix channel or email.

Other 196's:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 153 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Skullgrid 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

aww from the awkward grindr ping to meeting close friends

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

"Sitting on an ice pack" ☠️☠️☠️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This is my favourite couple in furry comics.

[–] aeronmelon 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Social acceptance lies in the delivery.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Unacceptable: "She's got a nice set of tits." Acceptable: "She has a dramatic neckline." It's all in the delivery and above all know your audience.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Szyler 11 points 2 months ago

The difference is probably with or without birth control.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Alright that third one made me laugh. Also, I have you tagged as "metalhead/trekkie". Cheers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Haha, I did not expect basically a compliment from an internet ~~stranger~~ friend (or anyone for that matter), much less one that I'm able to take.
(And certainly not as a reply to my shitty reposts about cumpies.)

Ty, fellow trekkie!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Rock on 🤘

Spock on 🖖

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 months ago (2 children)

CMV: "Creampie" is a kinky word for default sex.

[–] errer 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The meme isn’t really correct, creampie implies a good amount of semen leaks out immediately after ejaculation. Kind of the opposite goal of regular sex.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You do understand that semen is not magically absorbed by the woman's body, right? It will always leak. And only one highly motivated little sperm cell is enough to achieve the deed.

[–] Darorad 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You cum more than one sperm?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Delete this!
From my memory, too!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What is that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

While it’s true only one typically makes it into the egg, recent research has suggested that it’s a team effort getting there

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen 5 points 2 months ago

Ew, language.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 months ago (2 children)

An inescapable truth...your mom got creampied.

[–] latenightnoir 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can we call birthdays "parent creampie repercussion day?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.

[–] latenightnoir 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Creampie Conclusion Day?

Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton's Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It is for the child

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] latenightnoir 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:

Why is humanity? Creampie!

Also, yes, IVF counts, too!

[–] Skullgrid 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] latenightnoir 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same principle, smaller scale;)

[–] candybrie 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn't have the same aura of cream to it, y'know? Like there's not even sperm at that point.

[–] latenightnoir 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You're thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!

[–] candybrie 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Call me crazy, but I don't count an ovum as someone.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Dah Dah Dah Daaah!

Is that Lustwig van Bearthoven?

[–] robocall 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...are you eager for something?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] robocall 3 points 2 months ago

Are you eager to nut or be nutted?

[–] 2ugly2live 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had a lady who kept going on about how they were trying for kids, like, all the time. And if it wasn't that, it was her bad knees. Started calling her "No-Knees McFucksalot." I private of course. But like, we get it. Ya'll are fucking.

[–] NoSpiritAnimal 20 points 2 months ago

As somebody with kids, I feel the same way. People asking "are you gonne have more?" Or "were you trying?"

Like yeah I jazz up in there on the reg Aunt Linda thanks for asking about me dropping these loads, pass the ham.

[–] TropicalDingdong 15 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

laughs in $80k of IVF treatments

[–] robocall 11 points 2 months ago

cos playing as creampied

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] criss_cross 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen 14 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

microdosing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

well cumming is nice.

load more comments
view more: next ›