TotallynotJessica

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[–] TotallynotJessica 1 points 13 minutes ago

No way would there be life boats.

[–] TotallynotJessica 3 points 21 minutes ago

It honestly sounds like an awkward way of saying they enjoy being a couch potato over sex. Tbf, being lazy is awesome, but that's an inept way to say it.

[–] TotallynotJessica 6 points 30 minutes ago

I love how reactionaries always care about the worst parts of their cultures the most. They only want to preserve shit that makes people miserable.

[–] TotallynotJessica 1 points 41 minutes ago

There were only two words I didn't know 😭

[–] TotallynotJessica 1 points 43 minutes ago

"move if you're gay"

Me:

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rule rot lingo (lemmy.world)
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The brain rot question probably doesn't mean anything, but here's my interpretation:

"Do you use degenerate/terminally online(goon cave munting) lingo(Carti) to try and be cool(baby gronk), infamous(Andrew Tate), and funny(Colleen Ballinger) to people that don't understand what you're talking about(Smurf, Shmlawg)?"

Something along those lines anyhow. The question might have made her question her whole existence. She also seems shocked about being a relic of a time where no one used or understood brain rot. Her gimmick isn't new anymore, so where does that leave her?

Thankfully, my brain rot of overthinking silly shit was always stale, so I don't have her problems 😊

 

Webcomic: My Best Friend Who I Love Fell Completely in Love With My Vtuber Self

[–] TotallynotJessica 36 points 19 hours ago (12 children)

I love how even his bullshit story was already damming to anyone who sees children as people. What a pathetic deadbeat narcissist.

[–] TotallynotJessica 4 points 1 day ago

Find someone you can trust and explicitly define boundaries if you wanna do it in person. Online, look for well moderated communities where you can be flirty about it.

This is totally theoretical for me too, as I'm shy and have never tried something like that. I mostly just fantasize and occasionally post horny memes 🥲

[–] TotallynotJessica 5 points 1 day ago

Sadly, Skyrim has a lack of fat ass Bosmer bfs, including in the main quest. At least there's Faendal, but followers don't solve puzzles for you.

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YouTube algorithm: pushes deodorant ads aimed at women.

I honestly wonder how much my total watch time contributed.

[–] TotallynotJessica 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Based and root-pilled

[–] TotallynotJessica 24 points 2 days ago

Girl, you do not see what everyone else sees. Your "dysphoria" is worse than ever because you feel like you don't live up to the brain worms beauty standards that all women have forced down our throats. You can be a bombshell and still not get loved or snuggled. Being ultra pretty won't bring that, but appreciating yourself will.

The biggest thing standing in the way of you getting the love you need is how unhappy you are. When I was a young adult, I thought I could never find a relationship because I was ugly as hell. Looking back at my boy appearance, I looked fine. Plenty of dudes who looked like that found the relationships that seemed so impossible at the time.

The reason I couldn't get one was because I hated myself. I had no confidence in how I carried myself as I thought I was the ugliest person on earth. Now that I've started to transition, I'm feeling so much better about my appearance. I still see problems that really bug me, especially my fat distribution and unsymmetrical face, but I know I'll never think I look perfect. I'll never see no problems, even if I improve those things.

The secret to feeling better about yourself is appreciating what things you can feel better about. You have cute hair, sweet eyes, fully lips, and adorable cheeks. You look like a woman, a sad woman, but not a man. People perceiving you as a man might have more to do with how they know you from the past than who you are now. Unless they see you in a dress with the most fem makeup imaginable, their perception of you just won't update. You're both overlaying a ghost on you rather than seeing the truth.

If I had to presume something that bothers you about your appearance, I'd guess it's having a bigger nose, which makes me really sad. So many women have noses like yours, it's just a beauty standard thing rather than a gendered thing. If you dislike how they look right now, try smiling. Everyone looks better when they smile or laugh, as they seem more approachable and friendly.

You're a pretty girl who I'd be more than willing to cuddle, holding and soothing, telling you that you're safe from the imaginary man you see in the mirror.

 
 

It's probably for the best that she's less online, as things can suck here, but her stuff is iconic.

Love ya Paxiti! 💙💗🤍💗💙

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From the conservativepedia, an alternate reality with sub Calvinball logic.

 
 

Himitsu no Recipe

 
 

Shave Your Eyebrows

 
 
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