[-] TotallynotJessica 4 points 4 hours ago

Totally not! ๐Ÿ˜…

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I'd let daddy Balgruff do anything he wants to me ๐Ÿฅต

[-] TotallynotJessica 18 points 15 hours ago

I love how capitalism always manages to make things worse when it claims to make them better. People keep selling the grift of capitalism solving problems caused by capitalism.

How in the actual fuck is selfishness going to lower selfishness? Checkmate liberals

[-] TotallynotJessica 53 points 15 hours ago

Unless Kate is a lesbian. Then she's living in her own personal hell.

[-] TotallynotJessica 9 points 15 hours ago

I like my spam not in my stomach

[-] TotallynotJessica 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Not the ones that mind control spiders. Spiders are my friends :(

In fact, spiders and I are so tight, we even hunted down an invading wasp together โค

[-] TotallynotJessica 41 points 15 hours ago

It's all cum and games until it goes up your nose

[-] TotallynotJessica 4 points 15 hours ago

I too aspire to not be banned, but very off-putting.

[-] TotallynotJessica 7 points 15 hours ago

I'm probably more likely to survive if I 1 tap the cop. I'm not white, so I would not get any benefit of the doubt for throwing it anywhere near them. I know not to talk to them or comply more than required, but I also know to never give them an excuse to kill me. Lower level antagonization has higher risk of death.

[-] TotallynotJessica 9 points 22 hours ago

Same. I love coming up with those nicknames, often specifically to annoy the person. I haven't done it recently, but that might just be because I haven't gotten close enough with new people in a long time ๐Ÿ˜•

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Girlfriends

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Inspired by this comment: https://lemmy.world/comment/10249443

I paid 5 dollars for this meme on faceapp bc I had Google play money I never used, but faceapp is honestly worse than it used to be. There are fewer options than I remember, and no notable new features. Don't be a bimbo like me. I should've waited till I got home instead of trying to do it on mobile. Not as happy with the result.

This is the background picture, from the same Photoshop battle as the posture meme:

and of courseThe original image before using faceapp:

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For the next month, you must take your daily dose of GAY^TM^ or a kitten will cry. You may keep your straightness should you so choose. Feel free to kiss your pals a bit, as a treat.

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It doesn't matter who you are or what you ID as.

Doctor's orders ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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Found in a bin(reddit).

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Important info for the rematch:

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Also, fuck WPATH for being over a decade behind research.

Original comic made by ShaveYourEyebrows

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No gatekeepers with valid opinions at least.

I made this meme to challenge my own doubt in 2022, and I'm honestly proud of it. However, I wanted to wait till I was more certain before coming out, so I tried to affirm myself in subtle ways. Unfortunately, I didn't realize how much dysphoria negatively affects me, so my mental health plummeted to the worst it's ever been.

Don't be like me and wait for impossible certainty. You won't magically have a moment where all doubts disappear. Logic can't help you, you need to listen to what feels most comfortable. I only knew I made the right choice after I took that leap.

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