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submitted 1 week ago by robocall to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 week ago (2 children)

An inescapable truth...your mom got creampied.

[–] latenightnoir 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can we call birthdays "parent creampie repercussion day?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.

[–] latenightnoir 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Creampie Conclusion Day?

Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton's Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Repercussion Day!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It is for the child

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm adopted?

[–] latenightnoir 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:

Why is humanity? Creampie!

Also, yes, IVF counts, too!

[–] Skullgrid 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IVF counts

how?

[–] latenightnoir 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same principle, smaller scale;)

[–] candybrie 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn't have the same aura of cream to it, y'know? Like there's not even sperm at that point.

[–] latenightnoir 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

You're thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!

[–] candybrie 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Call me crazy, but I don't count an ovum as someone.

[–] latenightnoir 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:))

Edit: did correct my use of "ovule," though, thank you!